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No, really. They are. It's got Olivia Newton-John in it.




AND GAMES WITH DANCE NUMBERS. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT.
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GOSSIP GIRL. HOLY CRAP. OMG. AJAKSLDJAL:KSDJA:LSDJ

(I didn't call it at all but OMG COULDN'T HAVE BEEN BETTER.)
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Brought to my attention by [livejournal.com profile] mr_mercutio:

THIS LINK IS NSFW!!!




For those at work and cannot therefore click on the link (what are you doing on LJ??), let me highlight choice bits from the description (bold, italics, underline, blink are mine):

Updated by popular request... Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.

JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN! Who doesn't love those dark and mysterious vamps on the screen and in the books we all thumb through lustfully? That's what we thought. For those of us who fantasize about being spellbound and tantalized by the forbidden comes The Vamp. We promise this vamp won't be the only thing coming for you in the night.

[...] Don't be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling to you in the twilight. But don't save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch him sparkle.


Just.

WHY?
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Oh, god, LOLing so hard.

So Leaky reports that Tom Felton is, indeed, Tweeting. Here, actually.

So his last tweet he posts this picture: El. Oh. El. (Though it looks like it's from that Sectumsempra scene??)

And he tweets things like:

writing songs in my pyjamas!


and

trying to get in to twitter...its my first day...bare with me! i'm deliberating what film to watch...legends of the fall or the notebook?


d;fkajjf;akjfdafsd. Self-existentialism...

In bed watching The Truman show, freaked me out a bit,starting questioning everything!? Early morning tomorrow, night world x


and regular emo stuff:

Who knows what worries tomorrow could bring, so I shall not dwell in the ones I know.. But revel in the ones I dont.....x


LOLing so hard, you guys.

Meanwhile, I picked up the Red Eye today and apparently Emma Watson got accepted to Yale.

I'm sorry, but all I'm getting out of that is Serena van der Woodsen. :\




afkjg;jafdfjkadsf GUYS. I AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING BAILING ON AZKATRAZ FOR A BLACKHAWKS CONVENTION. JLF:KJSL"FKA":DLKA":LSDKA":SDLA":SLK
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You remember Kris Versteeg? Rookie? YoungStar? NOT Dave Bolland's BFF?



DYING DYING DEAD.

Guys. He's a Fergie fan and he's not afraid to sing it.
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Or at least, that is what David tells me, before linking me to this clip:



And then this clip:





I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF THIS. DDDDDDD:
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Especially when they're gassed to have a tooth pulled.
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I saw a show on Hulu called My Bare Lady, which stars porn stars as they try to make it in real acting.

This explains (excuses?) the next sentence:

ONE OF MY CLASSMATES LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A PORN STAR.
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...and hopefully this gets this out of my system for a good long while and keep me from embarrassing myself or crossing any lines I'd promised myself I'd never cross, but.

More slashers really need to start watching hockey, thanks. That is all.

Gah.
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Line
have theo RIP d's shirt
Evy
he cut them open
Line
he can't rip it?
Evy
RIPPING SHIRTS OFF IS HARD OKAY
Line
pull it, then! pop the buttons! that's easy
Evy
WHAT'S WRONG WITH SCISSORS?

Raise your hands, flist, if you have EVER successfully ripped open someone's shirt. It's not POSSIBLE.

Is it?
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Apparently by 2010 the US will no longer be the US as we know it.

Mr. Panarin posits, in brief, that mass immigration, economic decline, and moral degradation will trigger a civil war next fall and the collapse of the dollar. Around the end of June 2010, or early July, he says, the U.S. will break into six pieces -- with Alaska reverting to Russian control.


The full article, found on WSJ online, can be read here.

This map may be my favorite bit:



*makes plans to move to Europe, by which I mean the Northest US* :|

OHNOES

Aug. 14th, 2008 08:27 pm
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HALFBLOOD PRINCE RELEASE DELAYED TIL JULY 2009.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

Why, WB, why?? (Actually, the article I link you to says why, but.
slumber: (Mini-skirt love)

I really find this amusing.


The Skirt Mousepad-Cover: no actual purpose but for the lulz, I imagine.

See it in action! )
slumber: (god has a sense of humour)


i cut my finger on a can of soup (campbell settlement, here i come!) and had to get stitches in the ER in the middle of the night, in my flaming pink hello kitty pajamas, and now my finger is all dressed up so i either look like i'm perpetually giving someone the finger OR i bought the newest attachable toy from babeland.

happy chinese new year, folks.
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Skip to about 3 minutes in. It is. OMG. I want. I WANT SO BADLY AND I AM ASHAMED OF THAT BUT I DO.


...there was Get Over It, a teeny-bopper flick about, well, a high school.. musical.

Nothing much like High School Musical, except:

Troy Bolton Ben Foster is a basketball star.
His best friend Chad thinks his theater craze is crazy.
Kirsten Dunst is a girl named Kelly Kelsi? who writes her own songs.


ETA: *CRACKS UP* OMG AND KEEP GOING. AFTER THAT NUMBER. SKIP TO 6:32. *DIES*

*crowing*

Oct. 19th, 2007 09:59 pm
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OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.
LOOKS LIKE JO'S GONNA WIN THE PRIZE
IF THERE EVER WAS AN AWESOME AUTHOR SHE WOULD QUALIFY
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

OH MY GOD THIS IS ACTUAL
OUR OWN ESTABLISHED CANON HOMOSEXUAL
FINALLY I CAN FORGIVE HER FOR THE LAST TWO BOOKS' DISASTER-UAL
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS!




[livejournal.com profile] thethirdbar, so. You're gonna have to ship yourself? :|
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Right, so, which of you people watch Skins? I basically marathoned all nine episodes of the first season yesterday through today.

And I've enjoyed watching it, right, and I'm typing it out right now with a UK accent because it's the only thing I've heard for the past 24 hours, but anyway, I love how it's randomly funny and teenagery and everything, so anyway.

  1. Is it just me or does Michelle look like Alexis Bledel? (or however way that name is spelled, sorry.) They look the same, that's all. :| And while we're discussing lookalikes, omg Tony's the boy from About a Boy! MARCUS! And he hottened up some, I've got to admit. Nice.

  2. When is the second season coming out? There is a second season for this, right? They can't just leave them where they left them? (Although personally I could handle this being all there is to it--at least Cassie and Sid have got closure. Yay Cassie and Sid!)

  3. What the fuck was up with the finale? No, I mean, seriously. What. The. Hell?



    Seriously, even people who've not seen Skins should watch that, it's the single most cracktastic finale I've ever seen on any episode.

    I am still wtf-y about it, and would rather appreciate some explanation. :|
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Although honestly, this universe could very well be. :|








  1. This needs an animated icon. :|



More unintentionally funny comic book panels here
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Hay Wikipedia. Did you know that current Super Noodles flavours include:

* Beef
* Chicken
* Mushroom
* Ham
* Mild Curry
* Mild Mexican Chilli

* Barbecue
* Thai Curry
* Chinese Chow Mein
* Sweet and Sour
* Tex Mex
* Balti
* Spicy Salsa
* Southern Fried Chicken
* Cheese and Ham
* Spag Bol
* Fish Food
* Rasta Classic
* Haydoo Kebab
* vagina


Yep. :|

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