slumber: (yikes again!)
Brought to my attention by [livejournal.com profile] mr_mercutio:

THIS LINK IS NSFW!!!




For those at work and cannot therefore click on the link (what are you doing on LJ??), let me highlight choice bits from the description (bold, italics, underline, blink are mine):

Updated by popular request... Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.

JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN! Who doesn't love those dark and mysterious vamps on the screen and in the books we all thumb through lustfully? That's what we thought. For those of us who fantasize about being spellbound and tantalized by the forbidden comes The Vamp. We promise this vamp won't be the only thing coming for you in the night.

[...] Don't be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling to you in the twilight. But don't save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch him sparkle.


Just.

WHY?

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