slumber: (femme)
Title: Do You Believe in Snorkacks?
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author-turned-pseudo-artist: [ profile] slumber
Pairing: Luna/Hermione
Rating: PG13
Medium: Colored markers
Summary: "You'll need to be very, very quiet, or else the crumple-horned snorkacks will take more than your shoes."
Additional Notes: Drawn for [ profile] hpsauce at [ profile] hp_april_fools over at IJ. Started out completely different (and much more detailed) in my head but lack of art materials, proper scanning tools, Photoshop skills, and actual artistic ability produced this instead. LOL. Whatever. There are skirts involved, and ties, too, so I am happy. Originally posted here.

Version 1: No Coloring )

Version 1: Colored )
slumber: (ruin)
Title: Reprise
Fandom: Kill Bill
Pairing: ??/??
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I don't own Kill Bill or any of its characters and I'm not making any money out of this. Also, the dialogue at the last bit has been lifted straight from the movie, except with the narrative additions. I hope that's allowed, because it's a bit essential to the story.
Summary: The road to revenge is never a straight line.
Additional Notes: This idea came to me as soon as I saw Kill Bill, but I never thought I'd write it down until recently, when I had a conversation with [ profile] siobhanohare. The part of our conversation's been posted along with the fic and can be found toward the end, as explanation. :P

Reprise )

And the IM conversation that started it: )
slumber: (femme)
Title: Blame the Nargles
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Hermione/Luna
Length: 200 words
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Christmas spirit helps, a bit.
Additional Notes: I wasn't going to post any more drabbles because I figured you guys would be sick of all the requests I've been putting up :P but then I realised this one was a Christmas drabble, so haha. This goes out to everyone. Happy Holidays!
Edit: For [ profile] fanfic100, for the prompt Where?

Hermione found Luna standing directly underneath a mistletoe on the day before students were to leave Hogwarts for the holidays, head tilted up, blue eyes wide, waist-length dirty blonde hair hanging loosely back and mouth slightly open. She stood watching for a few minutes, and Luna stood gaping at the mistletoe for the whole time.

Hermione cleared her throat.

Luna kept staring.

Hermione shook her head.

"Do you see?" came the softest voice.

"I beg your pardon?"

"The nargles," Luna went on, as if she'd been talking to Hermione all this time. "Look, they're hiding behind the leaves, but I saw a flutter of a nargle just a second ago."

There are no such things as nargles, Hermione would have said, but the words died in her throat at the mesmerised look that lit up Luna's face. It must have been the Christmas air, because Hermione didn't feel like spoiling Luna's fun.

"No, I'm afraid I didn't see them," she said instead, taking a few steps to stand beside Luna, and looking up briefly. "I bet they're hiding now, since you've spotted them."

Luna looked down from where the nargles lived, and looked at Hermione with an odd expression. "Mistletoe."
slumber: (ruin)
Right, bit of a backgrounder. Waaaaay back when it was still summer, I went up to an almost-stranger and asked her for a Gmail invite, which she graciously gave me, despite the fact that I was only a friend of her friend. I told her I'd write her at least 500 words of any ship she wanted, and her requests were either Lucius/Pansy, Bellatrix/Neville, and Ernie/Hermione. I told her I'd do the last.

Six months later, I have no Ernie/Hermione to show for my efforts. This is really quite sad, if not a bit funny. She's never asked me about the ficlets, and yeah, it kind of looks like I chickened out altogether, but I love my Gmail to tiny little bits and pieces and she is a very sweet girl.

[ profile] starrysummer, thank you ever so much. I apologise for being half a year late, and I wibble upon these fics, but I do hope you enjoy them. Happy Christmas!

Title: Summer Bride
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Lucius/Pansy
Length: 850 words
Rating: PG13
Warnings: None
Summary: Pansy marries into the Malfoy family.

Summer Bride )


Title: Superimposition
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Bellatrix/Neville
Length: 875 words
Rating: PG13
Warnings: None
Summary: Neville wants to avenge his parents, but it isn't so easy.
Notes: Erm, I don't know if I got Bellatrix quite right, or Neville, for that matter. I'm not used to writing either, so apologies in advance.

Superimposition )


Title: And Again
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Bellatrix/Ernie/Hermione
Length: 500 words
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Summary: Hermione's been broken, and Ernie can't fix her.
Notes: Much as I tried, I could not write Ernie/Hermione. It was somehow too, um, harmonious for me. Then I saw Bellatrix/Ernie/Hermione in your interests, which was a bit eye-catching, as you're the only one who had that listed, so I thought maybe I'd write you that instead, as technically, it is still Ernie/Hermione. ;) (Also, ack. Pardon the cheesy summary.)

And Again )
slumber: (femme)
Title: It Was
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Cho/Ginny
Length: 100 words
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Additional Notes: For [ profile] vexiphem, who requested Ginny/Cho with the keywords "I traded the only player that was bigger than the game", or something to that effect. Er, this was what came up. :P
Edit: For [ profile] fanfic100, for the prompt Air.

It was the way she flew.

It was the way she gripped onto the broom, small hands suddenly firm and strong. It was the way she leaned forward with focused almond-brown eyes, the way long black hair followed the wind behind her.

It enthralled her.


It was the way she flew yesterday.

It was the way her small, delicate hands trembled ever so slightly, and the way she held onto the broom not to direct it, but to cling to it. It was the stoop in her posture, the limpness in her tied down hair.

It almost broke her heart.
slumber: (oh love)
Title: Supposing
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: (Ginny/Ginny, Ginny/Dean, Ginny/Hermione)
Length: 465 words
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Additional Notes: Right. Early present for [ profile] siobhanohare. Am saving the last one for Christmas. :P *snugs upon* Er, I hope the Hermione/Ginny cheers you up, love, from all the Justin!Angst. XD

Ginny was fourteen when she first tried to touch herself... )
slumber: (femme)
Title: Strawberry Kisses (Not Quite TV Love)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Pansy/Hermione
Length: 100 words
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: "Maybe it's not true / Love on the TV / Just like we imagined it"
Additional Notes: For [ profile] inell, who requested Pansy/Hermione with the words "tastes like strawberries". Funny, I'd've thought I'd do the other two requests because they included Blaise, but. Whee for femmeslash! Also, summary and inspiration for the title comes from "Shiny Red Balloon", by Barbie's Cradle. Local band, lovely song.

It wasn't the way they said it would be.

There was no sweet violin playing a ballad in the background or tenderly whispered promises to giggle to or perfectly rendered moments imprinting themselves upon memory - instead Hermione couldn't stop shaking and Pansy's fingers tugged at her hair painfully, and her back was hurting against the rough surface of the stone walls and Pansy called her mudblood.

She fisted hands into the Slytherin uniform, pulling Pansy up to kiss her and she sneered against her kiss, and she thought at least they got the strawberry taste of her lips right.
slumber: (Default)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, [ profile] dark_eyed_amy!!!

Right. One fic for Christmas, one fic for your birthday, and the last is just because. ;)

Title: Details
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Michael/Zacharias
Length: 475 words
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: Michael nitpicks about details.
Additional Notes: [ profile] dark_eyed_amy requested Michael, Zacharias, and cold walls. This is for your birthday. Don't ask me why this in particular though, lol.
Edit: For [ profile] fanfic100, for the prompt Sight.

Michael Corner was in Ravenclaw because he had an eye and a memory for detail. )


Title: It Wasn't Me
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Zacharias/Justin
Length: 200 words
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: Zacharias is in denial.
Additional Notes: [ profile] dark_eyed_amy requested Zacharias, Justin, and magic dust. For Christmas, because of, er, the pretty colours in the drabble?

It must have been the alcohol, of which he'd drunk plenty. )


Title: As Long As You Don't Mind
Fandom: Real People
Pairing: Hm. Amy requested Evy/Amy.
Length: 100 words
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Real people. *twiddles thumbs*
Summary: Evy and Amy have a conversation, and hope S doesn't mind.
Additional Notes: [ profile] dark_eyed_amy said I can give this my own prompt. Right. LOL. First RP fic, and this is just because. For Amy, haha. Oh, wait. Also, too many dashes, sorry. (I only wanted a hundred words! :P) *hides*

'Been here long?' )
slumber: (femme)
Title: Vases of Vanity
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Pansy/Ginny
Word Count: 100 words
Rating: PG
Additional Notes: Written for [ profile] fallenravie, who requested Pansy/Ginny with the prompt "See yourself through flowers in a jar".

She turns her face at different angles, examines her make-up, and nods at herself in the mirror.

"Ready for the Ball?"

"In a while," she calls out, and steps out in elegant robes.

She is beautiful.


She tucks pale freckled arms into his, blushes at compliments, and hears them whisper, 'she's so lucky'.

"Have I introduced you to--"

"Pleased to meet you," she says, smiling amidst envious awe.

She is sweet.


Later they are alone-- her make-up is smudged, her smile is gone. She isn't beautiful with lonely tears, and her desperate kisses aren't sweet.

It's not what matters.
slumber: (femme)
Title: Darkest Before Dawn
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Cho/Pansy
Length: 200 words
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Summary: In which Cho is Catholic.
Additional Notes: I was writing holiday drabbles for people when this popped up. No one requested for Cho/Pansy so I thought I might as well post it now anyway. Er, yes. Also, there is an explanation for the title and I've put in allusions in the drabble, but they'll be longer than the actual drabble, so, yeah. Don't mind what it means anymore, just read it and hopefully enjoy it. :P
Edit: For [ profile] fanfic100, for the prompt Dark.

There were few words, the softest of sighs and incomprehensible, perhaps guttural sounds made from the back of their throats. Lips moved, hands fluttered, breaths ghosted over skin which grew damp with sweat and come and the tongues that licked down necks and collarbones and swirled over nipples. The sheets clung to them even as Cho wrapped a leg around Pansy's waist and Pansy's arms went around Cho's neck so fingers could tangle into hair, long and sleek and as black as hers.

"Fuck," Pansy moaned as Cho bent over to suck at her breast, long fine hair brushing over to tickle her chest, tongue gentle and warm and oh, gods.

"Fuck," Cho gasped, other words dissolving into the stillness of Sunday dawn as Pansy reached down to touch her between her legs, rubbing and stroking and oh, gods.

"Christ." Even.

Cho shuddered when she came, and Pansy held her to her chest when she did.

Pansy stroked her hair, and Cho sighed into the crook of Pansy's neck, peppering it with small kisses before Pansy tilted her face and pecked her softly on the nose.

Somewhere a rooster crowed thrice, and Cho remembered she had to go to Church.
slumber: (Default)
Noooo, I haven't been particularly prolific. These are just fics I did for challenges a couple of weeks back and I thought I should be posting them here now. I shall cross-post to other communities sometime this weekend, perhaps.

Title: The Ex-Files
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Cho/Pansy Harry/Draco, mild Ron/Hermione and one-sided Susan/Hannah
Length: 4,250 words
Rating: PG13
Warnings: None
Summary: Pansy enlists Cho's help in exacting revenge on Harry and Draco after she finds out about their secret relationship. The trouble is, being evil is harder than they thought. (Light humour.)
Additional Notes: Written for the Harry/Draco Fuh-Q-Fest ([ profile] hd_fqf), and beta'd by the lovely [ profile] fallen_memories. Finished July 25, 2004.
Edit: For [ profile] fanfic100, for the prompt Weeks.

The Ex-Files )


Neighbourly Deeds )
slumber: (femme)
Tell me why I'm deviating from Harry Potter. Wrote this last May, on a FAP and LJ sabbatical in which I was supposed to write a Harry Potter fic. *headdesk* Does anyone even know As Told By Ginger? Tis a Nickelodeon show I wish I saw when I was in the rough equivalent of a junior high school student.

Title: Courtney Kissing Ginger Kissing Courtney
Fandom: As Told by Ginger
Pairing: Courtney/Ginger
Length: 1416 words
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Femmeslash, Underaged kissing
Summary: Courtney asks Ginger to kiss her. Ginger is hesitant, so Courtney gives her five good reasons to.
Background: Ginger Foutley and Courtney Gripling are junior high students. Ginger kinda looks like Hermione and Ron's kid, with red, frizzy hair. She's not so popular in school, and she likes writing. Courtney can easily pass for a Malfoy. Actually, consider Courtney the female version of Fanon!Draco. Courtney/Ginger interaction has, for me, always seemed like Fanon!Draco/Harry interaction, thus, the fic. Miranda is Courtney's best friend, a little more cruel when it comes to Ginger and her friends Dodie and Macie.

Ginger wants to know why Courtney wants to kiss her. )
slumber: (femme)
I've finally gathered up the courage to post the first femmeslash story that I wrote. Er... I'm so sorry this isn't Harry Potter. *cringes* It's pretty short, because I wrote it at the back of a notebook after having seen the movie. Ah well.

Title: Rationalizations at Three
Fandom: Uptown Girls
Pairing: Molly/Ray
Length: 542 words in all
Rating: R
Warnings: Femmeslash, Chan
Summary: Molly and Ray meet halfway, and it's right, but Neal waits. Three drabbles.
Background: Molly is 23 years old and acts like she's still in high school. Ray is eight and acts like she's eighty. Molly loses money and has to take a job as Ray's nanny. The movie makes their interaction so slashy I had to write a fic. (Neal is a rising rock star who becomes Molly's boyfriend.)

Read the three drabbles here. )

This one's x-posted to [ profile] rareslash.


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