BAH.

[slumber]

I cannot turn on my laptop. Apparently I am not seductive enough. Now on brother's computer, excuse me if I happen to turn plebe within the nxt few min of ds post GAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH.

(Monitor too bright. Room too hot. Mozilla missing. Adobe uninstalled. CANNOT COPE. Excuse me while I curl up in my bed and cry at the general way the world wants to let me know it hates me, thanks. *sobs*)

Comments

[marauderthesn.livejournal.com]

I cannot turn on my laptop. Apparently I am not seductive enough.

The laptop must be impotent to not be turned on by one such as yourself. *giggles*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

OR GAY.

[jaig.livejournal.com]

This sounds so familiar. *cuddles*

Mozilla missing + Adobe uninstalled = Al's worst day ever. :/ *curls up with* It'll be better WHEN YOU GET A NEW LAPTOP.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*snugs*

HAH! Like my parents will. *kisses* The world sucks.

[jaig.livejournal.com]

:| It'll probably be cheaper on the long run to get a new one, and I'm sure you probably need a laptop anyway. Tell them it's an investment.

Or something. /:|

[midnight-ljc.livejournal.com]

WHAT?! You are totally seductive. Maybe your laptop is just gay.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

IT IS, I ALWAYS FALL FOR THE WRONG SORT THIS IS NOT FAIR!!!

[tastes-of-ink.livejournal.com]

It's weird how frustrated I feel without Mozilla...*cringes at thought of loosing it*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*winces* I have so many WINDOWS on this one, and to think, I'd only just installed Mozilla last week. :|

[sparklychibi.livejournal.com]

Is there Laptop Viagra?

[slumber.livejournal.com]

I should hope so. *reexamines laptop* We're going to need it.

[jaig.livejournal.com]

Try Levitra. It isn't called the weekender for nothing. Stuff it into the floppy. It's just 3 and a half inches anyway.

[jetsam-porridge.livejournal.com]

*announces* WE are going on a holiday to, erm, MEXICO and we're going to drink lots of tequila!

*whisks away*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*kisses* Mexico and tequila sounds FABULOUS ILU *is whisked away*

*clings* Hold me.

[jetsam-porridge.livejournal.com]

*giggles* What would Mexico be without tequila, after all? (Since I have discovered that, like straight gin, straight vodka also tastes terrible, tequila is next on my list. :|)

*holds* ILU, baby. <3333