but the sound was trapped deep in me

[slumber]

Saw Spiderman 3 today. Was no longer as excited to see it, but oh my goodness, they made me wait in line for NEARLY AN HOUR just to get tickets, so I had to psyche myself up for it.

It was surprisingly good. Much better than the sequel.

It's probably because by this time, everyone--well, the producers, actors, me--know well enough not to take the freakin' franchise seriously, and laughs would be had all around.

That, and they finally killed Mary Jane.





Well, no. I'm kidding. :D (Seriously, did you think I'd put up spoilers?)

But seriously. You guys should watch it. It's a slash fangirl's wet dream. And you cannot miss the following:

• Harry Osborn's grin (ngh)
  
• Peter Parker as a My Chemical Romance band member (I kid you not, he gets the emo hairstyle down pat)
  
• Peter Parker shakin' his booty (Hey Line, you like hips, don't you?)
  
• Harry Osborn doing the twist (Even more dorky hip action!)
  
• Alfred (Crossed over from Batman, I swear)
  
• Green Goblin the Daddy Pimp (all he needs is a pimp cane!)
  
• Spidey, lying on his back, panting and worn out, and looking at Harry, saying: "You came." (Really, I shouldn't be made to watch these things.)

I can't wait for Pirates next. Captain Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

Comments

[jspurlin.livejournal.com]

two: oh my god, you've just managed to fuck up a good movie. Thank you.

She is indeed blonde and pretty, but (tmi, perhaps) she has a distinct lack of wang, which I'm thinking orlando Bloom does indeed have-- that's the important difference.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Two: Hahaha, I do try. :D

(tmi, perhaps)

I was rather sure she didn't have a wang, though, if that makes you feel better. :|

[jspurlin.livejournal.com]

*grin*