oh, craigslist ads

[slumber]

I am a married white male and am looking for a married woman.

Do you want / need something a little extra in your life but don’t want to give up what you have right now?

Do you like to cuddle and want some discreet fun on the side?

Are you looking to feel excitement again?

This ad is for real and I am sincere. I love my wife but I need something more. The excitement is gone but I am not looking to leave her and neither should you be looking to leave your husband. This would be nothing more but something on the side for both of us. Might even put a little spark and excitement back in our marriage!

Contact me, let’s get to know each other via e-mail first and then see what goes from there. I am patient and willing to move at your pace! Let's just get to know each other and then maybe meet somewhere for a drink or coffee.

What do you have to lose?????

Um, your marriage?


I really should be studying now that my mom's been cut off from Skype instead of browsing random Craigslist personals because I've already exhausted the room rentals page. Study, Evy, study. *cries*

Comments

[el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com]

I so want the wife to find this ad. :|

[slumber.livejournal.com]

That would make it too much like the Pina Colada song. :|

[lilian-cho.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Some of the ads. They are so extremely rodonkulous *_*

[perculious.livejournal.com]

Omg, that reminds me of these people in, like, Israel or somewhere who met on the internet. They were both married, but they decided to meet. And when they did, they discovered that THEY WERE MARRIED TO EACH OTHER. They had met the people they were ALREADY MARRIED TO.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*cracks up* That is AMAZING.