My Gossip Girl Wish List

[slumber]

Dear Gossip Girl:

• Please control Serena's boobs. They're staging a revolt and threatening to SPILL OUT OF HER CLOTHES. I am sure it isn't THAT hot in New York. And you know, I'm all for boobage, but some moderation would be nice. And you know there isn't any if in any scene she shows up it's the first thing that's noticed. This is just screaming skank to me.
  
  
• Can we please have more Rufus/Lily? And Chuck/Blair?
  
  
• Why are you whoring Nate out to every available girl in the show and yet-- and yet-- who Nate is so clearly torn between aren't Vanessa and Jenny but Chuck and Dan. Come on.
  
  
• Can we stop with the pseudo-sweet plot of Cecil the Caterpillar? I'm a self-confessed sap but even I have my limits. Forcing backstory where there's none is not the way to a believable ship. Besides, we all know eventually Cecil is just gonna turn into a moth, not a butterfly, and Dan and Serena get back together, so why ruin the romance and nostalgia of having a childhood sweetheart?
  
  
• Did I already ask for more Chuck/Blair?
  
  
• And more Rufus? Except, you know, not so much with his weird spazzing tonight-- I do not understand the drama with Jenny.
  
  
• Speaking of, can Jenny have a realistic New York runaway story? Like, good lord. Why couldn't she be the character that dies? Also, wtf is up with Eminem look? Why has she gone from prep to goth so horridly?

Thank you.

Love,
Me

This week's episode is not as awesome as I had hoped it'd be, but that's because they're laying off C/B. And, you know, Chuck in general. Tragic. There's always next week!