I'd go with that too if Astoria weren't two years younger and cast as Tom Felton's real life gf in the last movie. :P

It's on crack. Like. No other explanation. It swings wildly from one end of the spectrum to the other in minutes.

I've downloaded snegurochka_lee's A Life So Very Much Less Ordinary, which I've heard great things about, but I'd love to ready short stuff too.