"I'm in college, I'm supposed to do stupid things!"

[slumber]

All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten

A word of advice: Do not believe this book, nor spend your money purchasing it. I am pretty sure nobody learns NOT to drink at 9am just before you go to kindergarten class.

ETA: I realised today that yesterday was Friday the Thirteenth. Now the whole THING makes sense.

Comments

[ccharlotte.livejournal.com]

But. You can, apparently, take an Astronomy test still drunk from the night before and manage to score an A. (Though that's a university freshman lesson, not so much kindergarten.)

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Or giggle all the way through one class and never make it to the other two.

[ccharlotte.livejournal.com]

Is that what you did? :|

(I love that icon. *grabs*)

[slumber.livejournal.com]

You don't learn consequences in kindergarten. :|

(*grins* I adore this one.)

[boho.livejournal.com]

drunkard :|

[slumber.livejournal.com]

You're a bad influence, Charlie Brown.

[unpossibly.livejournal.com]

wait... so you're saying you're not supposed to drink at 9am??

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Apparently. I missed the memo too.

[jimwise.livejournal.com]

lol, I have that book! Haha, I found it when my dad and I were putting together a garage sale.


I haven't read it in like ten years, but I remember liking it!