Per Lissa's Orders

[slumber]

starflowers: Evy I'm officially a gay lesbian bitch who doens't write, okay?
slumber_8: o.O
starflowers: I'm reinventing myself
slumber_8: Right, okay, what for?
ccharlotte: She's not, she's having an orgy instead.
slumber_8: an orgy. huh. are we invited?
ccharlotte: I am. I'm planning it.
slumber_8: :D
ccharlotte: I'm the Coordinator.
slumber_8: I mean.
slumber_8: K
slumber_8: Okay.
slumber_8: :D
slumber_8: :
slumber_8: *K
ccharlotte: You can be a Participant.
slumber_8: stopmefromgrinning
slumber_8: :D
slumber_8: K
ccharlotte: We shall have bisexual boys, you, me and Lissa.
slumber_8: hurrah!
ccharlotte: And it shall be an Evening Of Exploration.
starflowers: dudes I'm a lesbian bit-- do lesbian bitches say dudes?
ccharlotte: And Drunkenness.
slumber_8: I can bring my Belgian pet, although, he isn't Bisexual.
ccharlotte: He can engage the boys.
slumber_8: Drunkenness
slumber_8: sounds brilliant.
ccharlotte: I've always wanted to see gay boys go at it.
slumber_8: *giggles* Me too.
starflowers: *is depressed*
slumber_8: :D
slumber_8: WHY?
starflowers: I will join the society of gay people
slumber_8: That doesn't sound depressing at ALL
starflowers: maybe I've missed my calling
starflowers: I should be a poet instead
starflowers: Or... or a painter
slumber_8: K
ccharlotte: She doesn't want an orgy with me.
ccharlotte: Oooooh poetry.
starflowers: or a plumber.
slumber_8: you are distracted so easily.
starflowers: *plumbs*
ccharlotte: *leaves*
slumber_8: *shags*
slumber_8: hey
slumber_8: who do I shaaaaaag?
starflowers: *slumps*
ccharlotte: TRY HAVING AN ORGY WITHOUT THE COORDINATOR, WE'LL SEE HOW FAR YOU GET.
starflowers: hahaha
slumber_8: Come BACK, then.
starflowers: Evy, LJ some of this
slumber_8: *tackles Coordinator*
slumber_8: *dies*
slumber_8: Okay.
ccharlotte:
starflowers: I can't
starflowers: my firewall dislikes LJ
slumber_8: why not?
slumber_8: Woeness
starflowers: my book SUCKS
ccharlotte: STOP IT
ccharlotte: THE BOOK DOESN'T
ccharlotte: SUCK
ccharlotte: YOUR LIFE DOESN'T SUCK
ccharlotte: YOU ARE PRETTY
ccharlotte: AND TALENTED
ccharlotte: AND SMART
ccharlotte: AND DON'T SUCK
ccharlotte: UNLESS YOU FEEL LIKE IT.
ccharlotte: AND ONLY IN THE CORRECT SITUATIONS.
slumber_8: she doesn't suck? WOE
ccharlotte: AND YOU DON'T SWALLOW, BECAUSE IT'S GROSS.
slumber_8: Damn.
starflowers: I would SO.
starflowers: it's only polite
ccharlotte: SWALLOW?
starflowers: Why not? What else would you DO with it?
ccharlotte: I'd threaten to bite them.
ccharlotte: Spit.
starflowers: where?
ccharlotte: Don't LET them come in your mouth.
starflowers: on your FACE then?!
starflowers: that's better
ccharlotte: not ON you at all
starflowers: at least swollowing gets rid of the evidence
starflowers: where then??
ccharlotte: the bed
ccharlotte: a tissue
ccharlotte: your orgy partner
starflowers:
slumber_8: *dies*
ccharlotte: NO ONE IS GOING TO COME ON ME, OKAY?