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Patrick Sharp, why are you so hilarious?

Tonight we have our team meal, coaches, staff and players. We're going to kind of get things kicked off with a nice meal, then I'll go home. I'm going to fire up my computer and try to talk to my girlfriend and maybe even my other girlfriend, Adam Burish.


Just. IDEK. BWAHAHAHAHA. God. These boys. Urgh.

Edited the next day, because LJ was lame: Sobbing. I don't know what I love best in this video-- the random naked Seabrook, Bollie lifting the bag to cover his face BECAUSE PATRICK SHARP IS A FUCKING PAP, the ear tickling (wtf?), the Finnish seagull, what Khabby's been doing with all of his money ("It's one of a kind-- looks like he's got two of them" ahahaha Seabs you lovable fool), camera flirtation with Tazer (PULL HIS PIGTAILS MOAR, SHARPY), THE LOOK OF LOVE, Soupy being his own comedian-- and I just summarized the whole video.

I have decided that if there is a heaven, my version of it would involve just watching these boys 24/7, on and off the ice. That is all.
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Three things made me happy yesterday.

  1. The Blackhawks

    Liek duh, you guys, but they won against Dallas Stars and swept the series for the first time in 41 seasons asjd;fajskdlf;asdfj THIS IS A SEASON FOR RECORD-BREAKING, OKAY? The Blackhawks already broke a franchise record for the longest-winning streak (it was 8 before, now it's 9), and then they broke a drought in the Anaheim arena and the Shark Tank where the San Jose Sharks (top of the division, they're tough to beat especially at home, even if you go overtime) play, and then against Florida who they haven't beaten since 2002 either, or something, and now Dallas Stars. HELL YEAH. My boys are awesome.

    And Patrick Kane apparently got a haircut and it got buzzed all the way when he wanted to "fade it up" so his golden curls are still there but WHO GETS HAIRCUTS WHEN THEY'RE ON ROADTRIPS? That makes no sense at all. NO SENSE.

    OH, and they scored 9 points total, right, 3 goals and 6 assists, and you know you've got a fucking awesome team when all those 9 points belong to 9 FUCKING DIFFERENT PEOPLE. CRYING. THIS ROSTER. I LOVE IT SO. NEVER GO AWAY.


  2. My Mystery Cupid

    Yesterday I got my [livejournal.com profile] hpvalensmut fic!

    Forgetting Mandy Brocklehurst. When Terry is left at the altar, he's pushed into going on his honeymoon alone. Except, Lisa has other ideas and is Unspeakable-y sneaky. And Blaise is a closet romantic. (Blaise/Terry; mentions of Terry/Mandy and Mandy/Stephen)

    It's Blaise/Terry, you guys, I didn't expect that to be written at all! But it was cute, based off the initial premise of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but with a hotter, sexier Mila Kunis equivalent. :P And mmmmm. Terry. Terry.

    Give it a read, and then shower it with love and comments, okay? Okay! :D

  3. Linds!

    So [livejournal.com profile] longleggedgit was over in the city for her JET interview (which she totally ROCKED and PWNED and OMG JAPAN) and since she was here we met up for dinner and drinks! Ahahaha, I've never been to Gino's East before but that was cool, deep dish pizza in Chicago (LINE I forgot to tell you maybe we should TRY that the crust isn't like too pastry-ish like it was in Lou Malnati's or Uno's?) ftw! Even though we could only really get one slice because ahahahaha, huge serving.

    Then we had $16.50 pitcher beers this is why I don't go out in the city on a regular basis (except to see hockey because that's special, duh) and then we went back to where Linds and her friends were staying to drink and watch the really bad sequel to Grease.

    (AHAHAHAHHAHA LINDS IT WAS MICHELLE PFEIFFER.)

    Then I went home and crawled to bed and slept til 7am, lol.
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And here's the final part of my Chicago Blackhawks pimping-- ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to Mr Duncan Keith.

Well.

Actually, I want to introduce his father, King of Cliches. :|


Photo from [livejournal.com profile] backcheck


>> But awwww, look at him! Wee little Keith!


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>> And trust me.



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>> He.



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>> Gets.


BETTER. )

I wish I could say this is the end of it, but I really do love the Blackhawks, and I don't think I'll be able to stop talking about them anytime soon. Plus, they are just inherently LOLtastic. :| Idk. But now you know you they are, hopefully! And why I love them. :P

And. You know.

Maybe now it also explains why this is completely understandable, y/n? Y, plz? )

And that's it. G'night, m'dears! ♥
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You remember Kris Versteeg? Rookie? YoungStar? NOT Dave Bolland's BFF?



DYING DYING DEAD.

Guys. He's a Fergie fan and he's not afraid to sing it.
slumber: (city girl: chicago)
I could not decide who my next post should be about, but I finally conceded this: it does not feel right to NOT post about Patrick Sharp and Adam Burish right after each other. (I was gonna put them in one post together, but yeah, Patrick kind of kneed his way into a post all his own, bad pun intended-- speaking of which, he's only possibly out for about 3-4 weeks! \o/ Hopefully, at least. :|)

This post is all about the lulz, folks. It really is.


I am going to put the rest under the cut, but. Uh. Guys? Adam Burish and Patrick Sharp? Are roommates. And no, I am NOT making that sound better than it is. Because this video. This video. I CANNOT EVEN MAKE THIS UP.


There is more gold behind this cut, because Adam Burish is seriously loltastic. )
slumber: (city girl: chicago)
Guys, the Blackhawks won against the Dallas Stars 6-2 last night, but right now I'm nursing a broken heart. Do you remember how you felt when Sirius Black went through the veil? The shock, the silence, the HOLY FUCK DID THAT JUST HAPPEN? It's sort of like that, only nobody died (obviously), but it was still-- oh my god, I can't even deal right now. *flails*

If you've been ignoring the last few posts because hockey just isn't your thing, or sports isn't, or for any other reason, I understand completely, but know that if I ever wanted you to read any of these pimping posts, this is the one that I would want you to read.

Because Patrick Sharp deserves a goddamn fucking post all his own, after last night. )


And. Yeah. Last night, not even a minute in (39 seconds after the first period started, actually), Patrick Sharp got checked by Steve Ott, and Sharpie crumpled up after and like. COULD NOT STAND BY HIMSELF ANYMORE. He lay down for the longest, most heart-breaking 30 seconds of my life, until Toews and a trainer helped him out of the ice.

He didn't return anytime after that, and he's up for an MRI this Tuesday to check on his knee (it's a knee injury, that much is pretty clear now), and he's out for the next 3 games for sure, but it could be longer than that. (Let me cut this now because this part is getting long again. :|) )
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I know early on that I gave you guys a brief description about the team, but as a) today is Valentine's Day (what? no way! are you serious? because I'm sure none of you were reminded by the endless commercials and red-and-pink displays everywhere) and I can't dedicate this post to a single guy on the team (I can't; I love them all madly. Well, not all, but a lot of them.), and b) I have a short window of time within which to do this post, this part of the series will be short and sweet, as Valentine's Day should be.


Photo from [livejournal.com profile] backcheck


Come meet the rest of the gang, the unsung heroes and the lesser-known 'Hawks who deserve no less love just because they're in the shadows of much more awesome people. )

AND NOW I'm off, because I need to pick up Line so we can watch my beloved Blackhawks against the Dallas Stars. ♥
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It has come to my attention that these posts have inspired feeble attempts at countering the awesomeness of the Blackhawks. (With shoddy photos and barely any explanation, no less.) LOL.

Flist, if you've any other loves you'd care to share with the rest of us that you may not normally discuss on LJ, well. It is the weekend of love; why don't you pimp your other obsessions to the rest of us?

Bringing out the big guns now-- haaaaaave you met Wiz? )
slumber: (city girl: chicago)
Hello again, and welcome to part 2 of my 7-part pimping of the Chicago Blackhawks. (Hey, it's almost Valentine's Day and they deserve some love!)

This post will be a little bit shorter than yesterday's, SO GO AHEAD AND CLICK. :D:D:D

Today I will introduce you to the new stars of the team! )
slumber: (city girl: chicago)
Flist, I tried. I swear I did. But as with [livejournal.com profile] illuminations' DBSK love, and [livejournal.com profile] bribitribbit's HSM love, and [livejournal.com profile] miss_charmed's David Archuleta love, I cannot hide my love for the Chicago Blackhawks any longer.

I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, a thousand times please forgive me, but I can no longer not say anything on this journal (because it's meant to be mostly for fannish HP content, but I cannot deny this love, oh no, I can't.) so please, indulge me-- humor me?-- and let me pimp the boys out for the next seven days (YES, SEVEN DAYS. you have been warned. any less would be a CRIME.)



If you click at this link here you'll begin to understand where the madness began. )
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...and hopefully this gets this out of my system for a good long while and keep me from embarrassing myself or crossing any lines I'd promised myself I'd never cross, but.

More slashers really need to start watching hockey, thanks. That is all.

Gah.

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