I am unofficially over my undergraduate education.
Also, sort of back online. (Why yes, I took a few days' break.
We saw this trailer a week or two ago and because the cinemas were no longer showing Dreamgirls, we decided to watch this instead. (Hey, we're done for the semester and we had to celebrate SOMEHOW.
Biggest. Mistake. EVER.
The plot? Was SLOW and MESSY. (Took them maybe ten, fifteen minutes JUST to establish that they were going to look for Prince Charming, and THAT DIDN'T EVEN CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING TO THE PLOT.)
The dialogue? Was AWKWARD and CLICHED. (They tried to be CLEVER but everything fell FLAT on their faces.)
The characters? Were UNLOVABLE. (The so-called hero and heroine whined too much and were shallow and two-dimensional. If this is the chemistry Freddie Prinze Jr and Sarah Michelle Gellar have in their marriage, then they're not shagging enough. Or something.)
The actors? Were STILTED and UNNATURAL. (According to my friend, they all sounded like they were word vomitting. I couldn't agree more.)But this part takes the cake:
Halfway through the movie, during the moment of, I don't know, plot twist or some sorta climactic moment, Freddie Prinze Jr, who is narrating, says:"Oh, it gets worse afterward."
In the dark of the cinema I SWEAR we made the D:<
Oh my GOD and he wasn't kidding. It DOES
*weeps*PS: Flist, ILU madly, but. Learn to read, omg! ♥
I shall shower you all with love next time, I promise. ♥