Proof That LJ Reduces Productivity

In the past month, I have:

1. Passed Accounting. \o/
   
   
2. Gone to Singapore and back, and met saphreanth woot!
   
   
3. Read eight books and started At Swim, Two Boys
   
   
4. Watched just as many films, I presume.
   
   
5. Learned how to fix my keyboard so it lets me type the letters that disappeared. (Some people had to go to school for this, I just had to deal with not having an LJ.)
   
   
6. Learned the fine art of blackmailing. And hacking. (Long story.) :|
   
   
7. Went through 82748579203582938 mood changes.
   
   
8. Schneakily reactivated slumber_8, switched it to slumber, and then redeleted it, just so NOBODY GETS MY USERNAME BEFORE I DO OMG.
   
   
9. Learned that I LOVE MY FLIST MADLY and if I were ever to cheat on Jude Law with a whole bunch of people, it would be with this bunch of people *shags*
   
   
10. Turned down a threesome with Blaise and Theodore. Seriously. Or as seriously as people take RPing OCs to count. That's going to haunt me for the rest of forEVER.

In other news, hi. Am back. Rar. I have taken care of my brother. *cackles*