Merry Christmas, everyone!

I know presents should be, like, the least of my concerns, but when my parents hand everyone in the house--maid included--underwear for Christmas, you know they've just redefined the notion of making gift-giving personal.

Next time I should help them out in their cluelessness and tell them what I want, because to say "Oh well, it's not an iPod video" is understating it by leaps and bounds.

La, thank god for contingency plans. I knew I was doing the right thing by buying myself a book for every family member I bought a present for.

Happy Christmas, everyone!