Newsflash

The Supersize Me Life

I feel so healthy. :| Yesterday I had McDonald's for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and while I adore fast food--never again.

When Paranoia Strikes

There is virtually no way I could have been identified had the black bag placed in front of me at the train yesterday actually been a bomb.

On the other hand, now I know how best to avoid being blown up--as long as the guy who carries the bomb doesn't turn out to be a suicide bomber.

Extra! Extra!

That'd have been my fourth TV appearance in the last six months. :|

Misprioritizations

Some people sneak out to do drugs. Some people sneak out to smoke. Some people sneak out to play hooky.

I sneak out to do volunteer work.

Thanks to House

The problem with never admitting you're wrong is that you never actually become right.