some people are magic

• My poor flist, if you've not yet read mina_de_malfois, you just missed her. She's overreached her friending capacity, sadly, and for the rest of her tales (of fandom drama in its funniest form--how can a fanfiction about fandom go wrong?), you're bound to see them in minions_de_mina. So, you know, after all that kerfluffle about charlottelennox, you might as well go that way.
  
  
• Did you know that there is a perfectly viable way of eating your food without having to chew it and thus avoiding any sort of pain at all? Well there is, and I intend to mash up my food and swallow it until this torture is over. That, and I'm getting my mother to buy me Cerelac. The pain's not just an excuse. Really.
  
  
• Ever want something only to have the chance to have it and then realise that it's up to you to get it or not and really, when it comes right down to it, you're utterly useless and worthless and undeserving so now you'll never have it at all, better have fun doing something else to your level, loser? Yeah. I can't do this.
  
  
  PS. Icon stolen from jaig. Hee.