have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

Woke up today rather disappointed to realise that I'd not dreamt of anything interesting last night. For the last few weeks I've been keeping something of a dream journal, which helps make me remember my dreams more vividly. Sometimes too vividly. :|

• I was Spiderman. Sort of, only not really, and then Kirsten Dunst ended up kissing me--well, not so much kissing as sucking pretty hard, which was really pretty fucking weird. :|
  
  
• I was making my way to the top of a building where there was, apparently, a portal to seven worlds (which alluded to the seven days of creation or something fantasyish like that) and I made it to the fourth day, which was full of water, and I challenged the goddess there and earned her favour or something.
  
  
• Something like Armaggedon was happening and one of the surefire ways to save people we loved was to contact them and have them reply before my friends and I could perform this ritual with a wizened old man. I didn't contact everyone I loved and by the end of the dream, had no idea what had happened to them. :(
  
  
• A priest saying the word penis twice. In front of his church. :| Yeah I don't know either.
  
  
• Superman Versus Immortal Fire Ant. This was a hell of a lot weird. Also involved a fire that I never saw, and Blaise, Justin, and Hermione from SE. :| And saving my laptop from certain harm.

What are your weirdest/most vivid dreams? (Because I have to know: I'm not the only one with crazy-ass dreams, am I?)