the things you learn when you're avoiding work

• From SOUTH PARK: (Satan's Halloween on Earth 2006 Party)
  Satan's Assistant: Um, Satan? There are complaints about a guest's choice of costume.
  (Satan approaches a guy in a Steve Irwin costume)
  Satan: Aw, man. That's a little too soon, you know? He was a great guy.
  Steve Irwin: But I am Steve Irwin.
  Satan: Oh in that case, then you're not wearing a costume. Guards, take him out.
  
  Aye or nay?
  
  
• Bill Maher actually did dress up as Steve Irwin, fyi. See?
  
  
• Also, look:
  
  
  21-year old Patrick Dempsey and his 47-year old ex-wife, whose son was also his best friend.

Right, so, I'm now a total gossip whore. Christ I need better things to do with my time. Well, I do, like a paper that's way overdue, but. Okay. So not doing it. :|

You know what's frustrating? Having people wonder why you never bothered to talk to them about some things (and it's fine for you if you don't, because hey, you're not used to it, right?) and then when you finally (after worrying and fretting) do talk, they ignore what you have to say. Or act like they don't care. Or don't actually care, I don't know, whatever was said was so easily brushed aside anyway.

Gee, well, maybe that's why.