two gay boys and evy walk into a bar...

Gay Boy #1 starts gushing over a guy who looks like Brian Kinney, which starts off a conversation between me and Gay Boy #2 about the finer points of the second season, what happened to Brian and Justin in the end of season five (GB#2 had just bought it last year. I lost S5 last year when I lent it to a friend of a friend. :|), and the differences between the US and the UK series.

GB #2: So is the US version really more sexed up?
Evy: Hell yeah. Also, prettier boys. And UK has a much shorter season. And UK!Brian and UK!Michael end up together. UK!Justin takes UK!Brian's pseudo-throne as King of Sex, and UK!Ted dies the way he was going to in the US version.
GB #2: Should I still watch it?
Evy: Eh. If you like. Personally it's better if you see it before the US version, I think.
GB #1: I think I'd just like to buy the books.
GB #2: I can't find the books.
Evy: ...I have the books.

I then proceeded to give glowing recommendations of At Swim, Two Boys as well as promised to lend it to them while I shrugged over the other gei boi books I currently own as too young adult for their tastes, probably. GB #2 suggested sticking to the internet if one wants to read just gay pr0n and I snickered, and he knew it was because I knew which sites to go. Sprinkled in somewhere there, GB #1 asked if I had any more gei boi movies other than those I've lent him, and I told him yeah, but none that were small enough to burn onto a CD. (But certainly he didn't enjoy Another Gay Movie as much? Because really, it wasn't that good, although I do wish I could lend him Wilde because there is nothing prettier than Jude Law kissing another boy.)

Christ. I think I've just outgayed the gay. :|

one-liner anon meme!

I'm feeling... cryptic! And mysterious! SO here are ten anonymous one-liner (...ish) messages:

1. I wish you wrote more--fics, entries, etc--because I do love reading your updates on my flist.
   
   
2. Talking with you is easy and I am glad it doesn't stop or we don't drift apart or things don't get more complicated than they have to--or, if it does get complicated, it does in the good way.
   
   
3. I don't know if I've ever told you, but you're one of the best friends I have ever had, and I've had so very few, so I know quite how precious you are. ♥
   
   
4. What doesn't kill us makes us stronger--guess what? It did! :|
   
   
5. I will forgive you your bad pop if you forgive me mine, and we can call it even, okay, because that's what friends do. Okay? Okay! :| :D
   
   
6. You make me worry so much and I wish you took care of yourself better, but *snuggles* am here for you, chica. (Did I ever call you chica? :|)
   
   
7. Pfft. You. You! I will stop being a dork only if you do too! (But let's not. I love dorking out over Grey's Anatomy when we end up watching it together, and dorking out over Brian and--okay, I'm giving away too much. :| Dooooooooork.)
   
   
8. Hmmm, you're one helluva surprise, not in the way where you're too insane to keep up with, haha, buuuut in the way where I didn't expect you--meeting you or running into you or even who you were beyond initial impressions.
   
   
9. You have educated me in the ways of decent music, although besides my sordid Linkin Park past, I really wasn't in any danger of falling into the emo pit. Honest. :| But I love how our tastes in music jive more or less well enough. NOW, if I can only get you to watch 300 and musicals... :|
   
   
10. I have a person. You are my person. That is all. ILU.

*coughs* And you basically have to guess the one person they're all for. :| Like the subject doesn't give that away.