*dies*

Line: What the fuck is up with my jaw.
Line: Must be all those blowjobs.
Evy: it still hurt--:|
Line: :| :D
Line: It's not my teeth, it's bone.
Evy: so tempted to post that on lj
Line: Like, if I bite down, it's pressure under my ear and pain under my ear, in that part of the bone.
Line: Why tempted? :|
Evy: you're right, i should just :|


I don't know whether I should be appalled or amused. :|

Oh hey, and it's the first of May.

I see Spiderman 3 later. I should be more excited. Yay emo!Tobey!

but the sound was trapped deep in me

Saw Spiderman 3 today. Was no longer as excited to see it, but oh my goodness, they made me wait in line for NEARLY AN HOUR just to get tickets, so I had to psyche myself up for it.

It was surprisingly good. Much better than the sequel.

It's probably because by this time, everyone--well, the producers, actors, me--know well enough not to take the freakin' franchise seriously, and laughs would be had all around.

That, and they finally killed Mary Jane.





Well, no. I'm kidding. :D (Seriously, did you think I'd put up spoilers?)

But seriously. You guys should watch it. It's a slash fangirl's wet dream. And you cannot miss the following:

• Harry Osborn's grin (ngh)
  
• Peter Parker as a My Chemical Romance band member (I kid you not, he gets the emo hairstyle down pat)
  
• Peter Parker shakin' his booty (Hey Line, you like hips, don't you?)
  
• Harry Osborn doing the twist (Even more dorky hip action!)
  
• Alfred (Crossed over from Batman, I swear)
  
• Green Goblin the Daddy Pimp (all he needs is a pimp cane!)
  
• Spidey, lying on his back, panting and worn out, and looking at Harry, saying: "You came." (Really, I shouldn't be made to watch these things.)

I can't wait for Pirates next. Captain Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.