crackified, part 1

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is boho's fault.

boho: should daphne tell dracodore about tracey having a ministry hearing?
ccharlotte: *draco and theodore
ccharlotte: and if she wants to
boho: s'easier my way
boho: AND sounds cute
slumber: it sounds like a fucking pokemon
boho: WHAT WOULD IT MORPH INTO
slumber: "I CALL YOU, DRACODORE!"
slumber: "Dracodore!"
[...]
slumber: someone stop me
boho: i won't
slumber: *weeps*
I'm gonna draw it now
boho: :|:|
boho: too far.
slumber: stop me?
boho: oh bb u kno i would if i could


PS. It has Theodore's curls and Draco's blondity, and also. NOTE THE TAIL. :|

PPS. I've just realised Dracodore could also be Draco/Dumbledore. IT IS NOT. Oh god. Now I've even worse images in my head. *facepalm*

PPPS. It's been a while since I've seen any Pokemon. I know that should be *CHOOSE, not 'call'. Sry. :|

crackified, part 2 (a journey in photos)

Clearly, I should never be given whipped cream for dinner. Or autumn brings out the craΩ--OH MY GOD I JUST MADE AN OHM. *IS AWESOME*--zy in me. :|

Anyway, today I seriously feared for my life, when an UNKNOWN BOX from an UNKNOWN ADDRESS was delivered to ME.


Dell? I did not order anything from Dell. I have a Mac! Who could this box be FROM?
Dun dun dun DUN.

I tell Line and Hetty that if someone hated me, and planted a bomb to send to me, to be activated as soon as I opened the box, then they'd know what happened.


Strange, though. No BOOM. And plenty of.. newspaper? Someone sent me NEWSPAPER.


Oh, no, wait. Not newspaper after all!


Could it be? Why, yes, it could! It's shamelessly obnoxious 90s memorabilia!

(In other news, Ticca, it's arrived!)


I tried it out...


Insta-motel!

Oh my god I want it now. :| Ticca. This is awesome. (Also, email me for more details re: shipping to you. :P)