boredom bites

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Here I present my sordid past. :|

Fandom Relationships Meme
(as stolen from seneska_bicku)

The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it.
House, because that is what House would do.

The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets.
This is likely Yuu Yuu Hakusho, which is my first ever fandom, and you don't really forget your first love, do you? I still remember my reaction when my friend told me that there was a thing called "fanfic" and that people wrote "yaoi". I was outraged, haha. Man. Those were the days. *wanders off for a nostalgic romp*

The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized she really was fucking crazy.
Weiss Kreuz, hands down. No wonder I could never write with this fandom. The cast is just. CRAZY. And the fics are. Yes. I ended up trying, finally, and produced fluff. Helpful. Someday I hope to write my Yohji/Ken, once I figure out the damned spelling of Yohji. (Youji? Yoji?)

The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved she doesn't actually live in town.
Oh, huh. Torchwood, I think, considering especially how ccharlotte and I essentially DID spend a weekend watching the whole series. :| But there is too much intensity and crazy in this universe, and really, I hardly need to write fic for it when it's all played out on-screen. :|

The steady.
Harry Potter. Big surprise.

The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with.
This must be Doctor Who. Like. The Doctor. Or the Master. *swoon*

The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't.
Queer as Folk, in the sense that I love it, but I really can't do anything more to it. I love Queer as Folk as it is, doing fandomy things to it is... crossing a line, almost.

The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool chick except it's never really gone anywhere.
Good Omens, because I love this, and I love the angels, but oh my god I am so not worthy!

The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at her and thinking, "her? how the hell did she land all these cool guys?"
Naruto, Prince of Tennis, and the other new anime wave shows, and I don't know. I'm just awed at the extent to which the anime!love spread through HP fandom, I think.

The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly.
Um. I have no idea. :|

The one who gave you the best damned summer of your life and who you measure all other potential partners against.
Oh. Still Harry Potter, I'm sorry.