In what is perhaps my most completely random LJ entry ever...

[slumber]

I am giving away this shirt to one person on my flist.

It is from 200 Nipples, a site that sells only 100 designs of a shirt ever (and prices them each from $1 to $100-- I got this for $26), and as their description goes:

This is for the people who think, “It’s my own spit in that ocean, dammit, and if you don’t vote, you don’t get to complain. I’m headed for the polls!”

Yes, it is free. Yes, it is random. Yes, I'm shipping it for free, too. No, I wasn't asked to do this by anyone else. It's a slow day in the office, I got bored. And yes, there are strings attached:

• You must comment with an election-themed haiku;
  
• You should be female (as the shirt has been ordered for the female figure);
  
• Keep in mind the shirt was bought in size medium;
  
• You've got to be an American citizen (unless there's a way you can spin this so it's ironic that you're wearing a shirt despite not being American);
  
• You should have actually voted for this election (and prove it, too, unless you're the ironic non-American)

This shirt ships out on November 12, so I'll leave this post open for whoever wants to comment til then.

Comments

[el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com]

voting: a haiku
absentee ballot
straight ticket; blanks filled in dark
one dollar postage

OR ALTERNATELY

blair, on selecting an outfit for her first time voting
old enough to vote
only one question haunts her:
what would chuck bass do?


(I just sent in my absentee ballot like five seconds ago! Does that count as proof? I would have taken a picture if I saw this post before then :(. Lexington voted for soil & water inspectors -- there were five choices and you had to pick four of the five. IDK how you can verify that for proof, but this is a fact of the voting I just did. So yes.)

[mijan.livejournal.com]

We vote for Barack.
Voting machine flips vote to
Half-baked Alaskan.

OR

When we all want Change
We go to our piggy banks.
George Bush emptied them.

OR

Ballot is empty.
Voting lines are too long now.
Poor districts left out.

OR

Disenfranchised me.
Born and raised American.
Democracy FAIL.

(BTW, I'm a size Medium.)
*grins*

[acidpop25.livejournal.com]

I have voted, and am a medium! Without further ado, a haiku:

Voting absentee:
curse of the college student.
Hope it is counted...

[longleggedgit.livejournal.com]

tomorrow night i
will drink beer, either in toast
or to drown sorrow.

I don't know how to prove to you I voted, but uh, take my word, I wouldn't lie about it. xD