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Dec. 2nd, 2008 08:59 pm
slumber: (yikes again!)
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] scarlet_malfoy (-5000 points). In July I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In June I gave [livejournal.com profile] malady a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Sunday [livejournal.com profile] boho and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In May I set [livejournal.com profile] webgoblin's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-6078 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
slumber

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