A Series of Unfortunate Events (c) Lemony Snicket (who is voiced by Jude OMG*melts*)

[slumber]

SO SO not my day, honestly. Well, my days usually begin noon and end noon the next day, haha. So I woke up from a nap yesterday and tried to go down and eat something and then I found out that my mother broke the pretty glass with the purple abstractish flower on it and now I have nothing to drink water from. Except my mother's glass. Which is PLAIN and which is shaped REALLY STRANGELY. At least it's not that OTHER glass, which is ceramic and kinda looks like it'll work better as a pot for small plants, because the mouth is all square and stuff.

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Usually I eat sandwiches for breakfast and then I make sandwiches to bring to school with me so I can save money and buy pretty things for myself or something to that effect and I've been saving enough money, really, except we no longer had bread this morning and it was such a pity because I wanted a spam sandwich.

I decided to buy that 2-for-1 burger they sell in front of the building of my first class because it was really cheap, like cheaper than a bag of chips and it's always tempted me whenever I walk past it but THEN when I went there after my first class the stall was CLOSED so I had to compensate and my day already sucked and it hasn't even started yet and I bought a BIG and EXPENSIVE lunch. Poop.

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I worked on a one-page essay last night and I wanted to print it this morning because the printer was in my brother's room now only when I tried to print it the stupid diskettes won't open and they asked if I wanted to format the diskette but when I tried it said the process wouldn't complete so I said to myself, "Self, you shall have to disconnect in the laptop and leave the chat and connect in the other computer so you can download the paper from Gmail." EXCEPT I couldn't connect on my brother's PC and WELL THERE YOU GO, then. No printing of anything.

But I'm quite resourceful, really, so I decided to print the page in school before I had the class and I went to the place where you had to buy cards with 100 credits each--they're like prepaid things, really. Evey time you use the computers or print something they deduct the equivalent number of credits and I had TWO of those cards, BUT when I looked in my wallet there was only ONE, and it had only FOUR credits left.

Guess what?

Printing is worth FIVE. (Not counting the time I had to use to get the document from Gmail.)

SO I bought a whole new card worth 100 credits and used up TWO credits from that one. I have 98 left and it's consummable but you know what? THEY JUST INSTALLED WIRELESS FIDELITY IN THE BUILDING which means because I have friends who have laptops that are WIFI-compatible all they have to do is bring their laptops to school and I can surf the net for FREE ANYHOW.

What a STUPID waste.

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Oh oh OH. AND we mustn't forget. This morning while I was on my way to the bathroom to brush my teeth my boob accidentally crashed into the doorknob and I almost slipped on the bathroom tiles. It hurt for a good few minutes after that and I had to--yeah--to stop it from hurting. :|

The worst thing about it was realising my CHEST was LEVEL with the DOORKNOB.

Except it really isn't. I MEAN. I have NO IDEA how I crashed into that but I did, but I KNOW I'm not that small, I SWEAR.

Boob is all better now though, but I've just been put in a VERY GRUMPY MOOD. Sort of. I'm sure I'll find someone to laugh at later. :|

I can't believe people preferred Elizabeth Wakefield. She is SUCH a h0, honestly, acting all self-righteous and stuff but then OMGSTEALING HER SISTER'S BOYFRIENDS and then trying to rationalise them. Jessica was WAY cooler. She was dared to hotwire a car to get into Bruce Patman's elite club (Boys Only) and she hotwired HIS.

In other, slightly woeful but more important news, I might not be online later. Which SUCKS yet again as D might be online then and am supposed to finish an RP with S (Haha they sound like MIB agents. Call me E from now on--wait. E. *snerk* Never mind.) wah but yeah. I have to study for Accounting and then read for History because graded recitation tomorrow.

My life is full of pointless tragedy. At least I have a cute icon to make up for it.

And now I am going to be late for class, too. SEE IF I CARE. I DO WAH OOPS MUST GO BYE!

ETA: YES I am using up the 98 credits left. Am down to 85 and a quarter but that's not the point of the edit. I just realised I'll have to do all the problems for my homework tomorrow instead of asking my friend which numbers they had to submit for class today because the professor didn't show up today. :|

BUTBUTBUT!!! I am in a much better mood. I went to get the photocopies of my readings and also a copy of the course syllabus for History tomorrow and the NICE photocopying man gave me the syllabus for FREE. I mean, it's only three pages and would have cost so much less than what I'd pay for net time here, BUT HE WAS SO NICE AND SWEET AND FRIENDLY *SNUGS HIM*.

Kindness goes a long way, it really does. *is cheerier*

Comments

[jaig.livejournal.com]

Well I like your cute little icon, and we can have tragedy together. Like dinner!<3

It shall be fine. And PFFFFFT the doorknob was very high. You're not that short. Plus really, DOORKNOBS.

*huggle*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Ooohh, tragedy for dinner sounds great! :D (And I adore your icon SO much.

*hugs back*

[jaig.livejournal.com]

:D

I love my icons! They're new and very- I don't know. I just love them more than any icons I've made.

[prettyveela.livejournal.com]

Oh oh OH. AND we mustn't forget. This morning while I was on my way to the bathroom to brush my teeth my boob accidentally crashed into the doorknob and I almost slipped on the bathroom tiles. It hurt for a good few minutes after that and I had to--yeah--to stop it from hurting. :|

*tries not to laugh at smooshed boob*

I loved Sweet Valley High! Still have my books and everything! I love Lila.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

You have offended my smooshed boob. :|

LOL, I donated them someplace, alas. Oooh Lila was pretty. XD

[daniellafromage.livejournal.com]

I voted for Jessica. :(

I regret deleting my Sweet Valley High icon, though.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*patpat* Hee, you did? Oooh, cool. :D Except for the deleting part, but still. :D

[kurla88.livejournal.com]

*does not laugh at boob story* *does not laugh* *is still not laughing*

[fallenravie.livejournal.com]

*same here* *so not laughing at all*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*is unimpressed at the lack of laughter going around*

[jimwise.livejournal.com]

I, for one, am definitely not laughing. These shmucks have obviously never shmooshed their boob before.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

I love you. *snugs upon*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

EBIL is what you are. EBIL. *sobs*

[kurla88.livejournal.com]

*rubs back soothingly* *and rubs boob also* For soothing purposes. Obviously.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Clearly. :|

[fallenravie.livejournal.com]

E! AHAHA. *coughs* And I HATE ELIZABETH SO MUCH.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

...R! (Except what am I to call Raphie? oooh, you could BOTH be R's! R1 and R2. *giggles*) YES ME TOO.

[orolin.livejournal.com]

ELIZABETH?! Todd was a right loser. Ew. Jessica was way cooler, definitely. Elizabeth was so boring and not part of the Unicorns.. and her friend Amy changed her name to Enid.. or was it the other way round? It must have been because no one in the WORLD would change their name from Amy to Enid. Ha.

Woe you. I always have days like yours. Also, I think that it must have been a very high door and you are not short at all. No.. *nods*

<333

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, yeah, the Unicorns were cool. :P Amy didn't change her name though. She moved out sometime middle school and in high school Elizabeth's friend became Enid and Amy moved back in only she'd seen the light and was also cooler so she became Jessica's best friend. :P

Yes, it was a really high door. :| *snugs* <3

[meemobunny.livejournal.com]

*snickers* (but just a little, and *hugs* to make up for it)

I agree, Jessica obviously the superior twin -- at least she's honest about what she does! Elizabeth is just plain sneaky. :p

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Hmph. *is hugged* :P

Yes, that's true! *cheers for Jessica*

[essawkward.livejournal.com]

I have only vague memories of the SVT books. I was more a BSC, Nancy Drew girl. This is reminding me of that time I tried to slash BSC...

Right. *pets you* I was so going to say something else but I forget. Damn.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

That is a BEAUTIFUL icon. :P

Haha, I read a bit of BSC and Nancy Drew too, and OH, I know I've read some pretty awesome BSC slash. :P I found them either in kittenfic or kittenrecs. :P

Hee. S'alright. *curls up at feet*

[essawkward.livejournal.com]

Isn't it? I fond it in whatever femme forum I friended a while ago.

OMG It's there. O.O *reads*

It might have been something about being short. Or maybe that one time I walked right into a wall, after living in my house over ten years. I'm too tired to know...

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Cool. :D Hee, I've an icon based on the base of that one in my writing journal. :P

Yes. BSC SLASH WHEE!! :D

Ooh, you poor dear. *snuggles*

[essawkward.livejournal.com]

You may have just addicted me to BSC slash.

*pounces* *snogs* WHEE!!!!

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Glad to have been of service. ;)

*smooches upon* YAY! :P

[jimwise.livejournal.com]

OMGOMGOMGOMG YOU JUST SCARRED ME FO' LIFE!!!

[essawkward.livejournal.com]

What, BSC femme? *snickers* I started reading it... want links? *sticks out tongue*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*giggles* There goes your childhood, huh? ;)

It's wonderful stuff you should reeeeaaaaad it.

[h311ybean]

On all that befell you previously - ARGH. I am glad you are in a better mood now.

And I have to admit that I preferred Elizabeth to Jessica, but mainly because I didn't want to be a big sister to someone like Jess. (I only read Sweet Valley Twins, though.)

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Haha, discounting the fact that I found my OTHER computer card (which had 74 credits still) a few minutes after I put up the edit, I'm still feeling better. :P

Mm, I liked Elizabeth in Twins, but she turned a bit hypocritical in High and University, imho.

[starflowers.livejournal.com]

I always whated to BE Jessica. Older sister is an Elizabeth. Love Jessica.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, yes. My younger BROTHER is an Elizabeth. Well, he's the responsible one, at least. :|

[jimwise.livejournal.com]

Seriously. Who DIDN'T want to be a Jessica?

[slumber.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. :D

[idroppedarice.livejournal.com]

I read your post, I swear, and then I read your 'the happiest ending' thing on the side of the page and am now angsty and sad. *clings to Harry*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I thought you disappeared off the face of the planet, yo. *snuggles*

*patpat* Don't worry, Harry's happy. :|