in the spirit of H/D

[slumber]

HELLO what's the point of shipping Harry/Draco if you don't want to ship yourself with your most loathed enemy? CLEARLY you don't REALLY believe in the principle behind the love. *shakes head*

I hereby propose that true H/D shippers must fall madly in love and shag the person they loathe the most, as it is nothing but UNRESOLVED SEXUAL TENSION OMG.


In other news, I am typing sideways and have adjusted relatively well to it. \o/

Comments

[frolics.livejournal.com]

Haha, I'm not going to lie, the boy I have a crush on looks like a ferret.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

!!! The principle behind the love of H/D is Draco's ferrety face. :|

[arimunami.livejournal.com]

My enemy when I was 8 or so was this boy called Matthew. I LOATHED him because he was incredibly mean to me all the time. He angered me so much that once I kicked him and then threw an eraser at his head (which landed right on target. Heh) Luckily, my teacher was the sexist type and I didn't get punished :)

Well, several years later it all came out that he actually had had a great big terrible crush on me for about two years and was, with usual boy-logic, trying to get my attention. Sadly this worked too well and I never did get any romantic feelings towards him because he was just so MEAN to me. Constantly!

Yup, I had my very own pigtail-puller. Perhaps this was why I was so easy to buy into the whole love-hate thang. Sigh.

[thethirdbar.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you're shipping me with her just to annoy me. You suck. *pokes*
*repeatedly*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

I WANT A PIGTAIL-PULLER. My enemy when I was young was my COUSIN, so, no thanks, yeah? *snickers* He was just an overall prat, though I didn't really LOATHE him.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

I'm not SHIPPING shipping, and anyway, it's all about the dynamics. :| You're both too COLD about it, anyway, so, really, it isn't H/Dish. <3

*sucks*

[treeperson.livejournal.com]

The funny thing is, the male one of my three worst enemies is damn hot. o.o *smites hormones*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

GIVE IN TO THE H/D VIBES. :|

[treeperson.livejournal.com]

I can't! *flails* I moved away. :(

[slumber.livejournal.com]

WOE THAT SUCKS! :( *snuggles* Find yourself a new hot enemy. :|

[treeperson.livejournal.com]

But I don't - omg. Jon. *flails* He's an ass but looks EXACTLY like Draco.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*giggles* MmmmDraco. I bet he's a right little pretty ass. >:)

[meniscus-lexie.livejournal.com]

You probably don't remember me, but I am an H/D shipper who fell out of civilisation for a while.

However, I think this is a completely brilliant theroy. There is a fine fine border between loving and hating someone, or so I believe. Another way us H/D shippers can convince anyone who is against it, that is is OH SO MEANT TO BE!

Hmmm...my worst enemy? *shudder* I am certianly still at the hate side. But who knows...one day!

[jewelofsaturn.livejournal.com]

You make me giggle so much, Evy. :P

[sparklychibi.livejournal.com]

Also, you think you could screen that comment? :p

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

It's completely logical. :|

[slumber.livejournal.com]

LOL, I remember you, dude. XD

*giggles* You think all H/D shippers should fall madly in love and have wild passionate sex with the person they loathe the most? *giggles* woohoo!

[brianne.livejournal.com]

I currently am horrible infatuated with my biggest enemy who is also female. I didn't know until my friend told me.

And then I realized it was true and understand the ideals behind hatesex.


I might die now.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

HA! LIVING PROOF! *parades you around the non-believers*

*pets you* If it makes you feel any better, hatesex really is hot. :|

[brianne.livejournal.com]

Haha. I'm ok with it really. And I'm sure if she found out she'd be horrified. I find it attractive though. I'm at the age where I've ceased caring about what people think unless they really matter.

[blinded-dream.livejournal.com]

If you think I'm going to shag Brittany Singletary, you are out of your mind.

...but then again, I'm also enemies with my ex and I wouldn't mind a quickie in the broomcloset with him.

[sailorsimba.livejournal.com]

Oi, my loathed enemy is a H0R and I hate her with all my heart and wah. :| So that doesn't count. Plus, we don't physically fight, which makes it not-count even more. In fact, it's down at minus right about now.

[dark-eyed-amy.livejournal.com]

You're so right. I fuckin' hate H/D.

[jaig.livejournal.com]

Wonderful. That's half the world I'm off to shag.

I'll be back in two years.