in the spirit of H/D

[slumber]

HELLO what's the point of shipping Harry/Draco if you don't want to ship yourself with your most loathed enemy? CLEARLY you don't REALLY believe in the principle behind the love. *shakes head*

I hereby propose that true H/D shippers must fall madly in love and shag the person they loathe the most, as it is nothing but UNRESOLVED SEXUAL TENSION OMG.


In other news, I am typing sideways and have adjusted relatively well to it. \o/

Comments

[frolics.livejournal.com]

Haha, I'm not going to lie, the boy I have a crush on looks like a ferret.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

!!! The principle behind the love of H/D is Draco's ferrety face. :|

[arimunami.livejournal.com]

My enemy when I was 8 or so was this boy called Matthew. I LOATHED him because he was incredibly mean to me all the time. He angered me so much that once I kicked him and then threw an eraser at his head (which landed right on target. Heh) Luckily, my teacher was the sexist type and I didn't get punished :)

Well, several years later it all came out that he actually had had a great big terrible crush on me for about two years and was, with usual boy-logic, trying to get my attention. Sadly this worked too well and I never did get any romantic feelings towards him because he was just so MEAN to me. Constantly!

Yup, I had my very own pigtail-puller. Perhaps this was why I was so easy to buy into the whole love-hate thang. Sigh.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

I WANT A PIGTAIL-PULLER. My enemy when I was young was my COUSIN, so, no thanks, yeah? *snickers* He was just an overall prat, though I didn't really LOATHE him.

[thethirdbar.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you're shipping me with her just to annoy me. You suck. *pokes*
*repeatedly*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

I'm not SHIPPING shipping, and anyway, it's all about the dynamics. :| You're both too COLD about it, anyway, so, really, it isn't H/Dish. <3

*sucks*

[treeperson.livejournal.com]

The funny thing is, the male one of my three worst enemies is damn hot. o.o *smites hormones*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

GIVE IN TO THE H/D VIBES. :|

[meniscus-lexie.livejournal.com]

You probably don't remember me, but I am an H/D shipper who fell out of civilisation for a while.

However, I think this is a completely brilliant theroy. There is a fine fine border between loving and hating someone, or so I believe. Another way us H/D shippers can convince anyone who is against it, that is is OH SO MEANT TO BE!

Hmmm...my worst enemy? *shudder* I am certianly still at the hate side. But who knows...one day!

[slumber.livejournal.com]

LOL, I remember you, dude. XD

*giggles* You think all H/D shippers should fall madly in love and have wild passionate sex with the person they loathe the most? *giggles* woohoo!

[jewelofsaturn.livejournal.com]

You make me giggle so much, Evy. :P

[slumber.livejournal.com]

It's completely logical. :|

[sparklychibi.livejournal.com]

Also, you think you could screen that comment? :p

[brianne.livejournal.com]

I currently am horrible infatuated with my biggest enemy who is also female. I didn't know until my friend told me.

And then I realized it was true and understand the ideals behind hatesex.


I might die now.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

HA! LIVING PROOF! *parades you around the non-believers*

*pets you* If it makes you feel any better, hatesex really is hot. :|

[blinded-dream.livejournal.com]

If you think I'm going to shag Brittany Singletary, you are out of your mind.

...but then again, I'm also enemies with my ex and I wouldn't mind a quickie in the broomcloset with him.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Sita/Brittany OTP OMG!!! *runs to hide*

[sailorsimba.livejournal.com]

Oi, my loathed enemy is a H0R and I hate her with all my heart and wah. :| So that doesn't count. Plus, we don't physically fight, which makes it not-count even more. In fact, it's down at minus right about now.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*snerk* It SO counts.

[dark-eyed-amy.livejournal.com]

You're so right. I fuckin' hate H/D.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Shag it, then? :|

[jaig.livejournal.com]

Wonderful. That's half the world I'm off to shag.

I'll be back in two years.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*snuggles* Happy hateshagging. :|

[ex-reila633.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE BRILLIANT.

Clearly my boyfriend must understand how logical this is. *nod*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

HE MUST.

[miss-charmed.livejournal.com]

Dude, i like how your mind works.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*bows* Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week. ;)

[fallenravie.livejournal.com]

*facepalm* How very Libran of you, Evy.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Thank you. That WAS a compliment, wasn't it? ;;)

[lina-harrison.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean. I don't ship H/D... it's too... hyper for me. I dunno. I don't especially like this pairing, but I like humour fics with them. Not these serious, drama, or sappy fics lots of people serve... it makes me sick, actually.
Once I drew a pic of them. Out of pure love for slash :] Nothing else.

And this "love your most loathed enemy"... it's unusual thing. But as it's said opposites attract.
Only in fiction, though.
That's what's fanfiction for.

But I don't understand this REAL H/D shipping. They're so NOT meant for each other.
Fullstop.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I used to ship H/D massively. To an extent I still do, I think, but in a fandom like HP there are just too many other shiny things that will eventually catch your attention and distract you. ;)