Random Letters

[slumber]

Dear Hormones,

If you could just pick a mood and stick with it for more than half a day, I'd appreciate it very much. Really. This whole up-down-bouncy-woeful thing? Not. On.

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Dear Maroon5,

I love you. Absolutely. And Jane, whoever she is. *kisses*

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Dear Unnamed Person #1,

I hate you and you suck for ruining my day. I hope you have fun, you miserable little--I hate you. Grr. Rar, even. Be grateful I've no way of attacking you. :|

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Dear Jude Law,

How can you be possible?

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Dear You-Who-I-Am-Infatuated-With,

Sigh. I'd tell you to stop being infatuation-worthy, but you aren't being infatuation-worthy. So. I don't actually know how to stop. It's a real dilemma, honestly. Just, er, stop whatever you're doing, it's making me flail.

I don't want to like you anymore.

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Dear RL Friend,

I hope you weren't too weirded out by having me wax poetic about Jude Law. :| Please do give me a DVD of Closer, and yay for the Alfie soundtrack! I never thought I'd have that conversation with you, of all people. *g*

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Dear Girl,

Gee thanks.

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ETA:

Dear Hetty and S,

Just because GJ's slumber is called Bert, doesn't mean I should be. No love, yo. >:

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Dear Peela,

I am strangely flattered. XD