Brutal Honesty Meme Remix

[slumber]

I'm not sure whether crucio plans to put up Part 2, but for all of you who had unfinished business, a lack of comments, and so on: Consider this the Remix. :|

Post your username, link to it, and have someone tell you what they REALLY think about you. Anon is on, IP is off.

(And if crucio wants me to take this down, I shall.)

Credit, clearly, to crucio, who credited anaphoric.

Pimp it, baby.

eta: Mine, and. *turns off comments* :|

Comments

[juleskicks.livejournal.com]

Okay, why not. twinkledru.

[(Anonymous)]

You're not at all who I thought you were when I first friended you.

This is not a bad thing.

[(Anonymous)]

I wish we were friends- you're intelligent, hot, funny, and just generally awesome, but I think I'm too stuck in my whiny teenage girl phase for us to get along. Or for you to like me. Whatever.

[(Anonymous)]

You always know how to make me feel better :)

[(Anonymous)]

I think I may be developing a serious crush on you. Like, for really reals.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm kind of terrified of you. But I really hope to get over that, since you seem completely sweet on top of being brilliant and funny.

[(Anonymous)]

I really do admire you, I think you're smart, engaging, and very well-spoken, but... your habit of ending everything as a question just bugs the hell out of me.

[(Anonymous)]

I was shocked when you friended me, because you are, like, mildly famous and I have been reading your name through my flist for quite a while. I now occasionally freak out about my lj not being entertaining enough, and sort of wonder if you're actually reading it anyway.

[(Anonymous)]

I am consistently amazed by how much you and I think the exact same thing. I mean, once or twice? Yeah, happens a few times, with more than one person I know. But EVERY interest we have in common, it's like you're tapping into my brain (and vice-versa, I'll bet) when you post about it. WEIRD BUT COOL!

[lizbee.livejournal.com]

We kind of drifted away, fandomonically speaking, and I'm awful about commenting but I'm always glad to see your name and icon on my friends page. And I still way le wank was ... wanky.

If I tried to make this anonymous, I'd only sabotage myself by talking about squid.

[juleskicks.livejournal.com]

N'awww. Yeah. It's one of those friendships that's, like. A comfy old winter blanket. And even though you don't really see it all that much, or need it all that much, it's still there, you know, and you're glad to see it when you do because you have such good memories.

Er. Maybe that's not a good analogy, but I like it.

Squid! Mum loves the squid as well, so I understand the urge to talk about them.

[(Anonymous)]

Sometimes I think you take things very, very seriously. And the 'seeing ghosts' thing totally feels like smoke up my arse (which feels really weird). BUT! You have said the right things very many times to make me and others feel better, and I like having you as a friend. You rox0rz. (Rox0rs? r0xorz? I'm not good at this.)

[(Anonymous)]

I love you so hardcore. I don't even remember why or how we found one another, but holy cow, its been a long time. You are probably the person most responsible for WAKING ME UP to the world of political reality; for causing me to switch sides, and i love you for that. You photoshop like no other, and i only wish i had you skilz. Your writing is just fantastic, both your stories and your journal. i love you so, so much more than i could ever put into words, and i'm fairly certain that your writing style? rubbed off on me.

personally, i wish you the happiest life in the world, somewhere that will appreciate your full range of talents. preferably in England. with Kiera.

[(Anonymous)]

You look at things too negatively. Relatedly, you've given up on the USA too soon.

But you are also v. pretty and make intelligent comments, so you're forgiven.

[(Anonymous)]

You're quite smart, that's for damn certain.
You a bit self righteous about superfluous things at times.
Pretty damn cool though, wish you went to college with me.
And you're a historian, and what is cooler than that?

[juleskicks.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry for thinking. I'll watch out for that more often. :D

[(Anonymous)]

THINKING BAD.



...ANONYMOUS HUNGRY.

[(Anonymous)]

I had to take you off my default filter because of the constant question marks where no question marks should be.

[(Anonymous)]

The question marks where none belong. Seriously, why? They are annoying and make you sound very dumb.

there's some strange, strange people out there, bob

[jo-may.livejournal.com]

i don't know what everyone is so upset about. i mean, her question marks? yeah they crack me up.

and really, who gives a shit about whether or not someone puts question marks in a post? it's not like her writing is going to affect the outcome of your life, or your journal.

it'd be different if her grammar was faulty in a fic, or an essay, or something that affected YOU PERSONALY. so stop bitching and stop reading her LJ. obviously you don't care enough to tell her in person or without the protection of anonimity. jeeze. get a life.

Re: there's some strange, strange people out there, bob

[(Anonymous)]

not the anon above. just passed by here by chance.

this is an anon meme, so of course people will be anon. it's a brutal honesty meme, so people will say things they usually don't admit to anyone's face.

so why are you bitching here now? maybe you should get a life.

Re: there's some strange, strange people out there, bob

[jo-may.livejournal.com]

ha. ha ha ha. i had to jump on it becuase it seemed so freakin riduculous. i mean seriously, people, question marks? are they really that big of an issue?

and i have a life, thanks. it occupies most of my time.

Re: there's some strange, strange people out there, bob

[(Anonymous)]

It's not that they're, you know, offensive or anything. It's more that some people? Don't like the way it sounds. Personally? So many questions? To me? Sounds kinda whiny. But she doesn't do it as much as she used to anyway.

Mostly it just bigs me cos it's bad grammar.

Re: there's some strange, strange people out there, bob

[jo-may.livejournal.com]

whatever. it's a stupid thing to be arguing about b/c it's twinkledru who had to make any sort of decision that could possibly be made, and it's pointless to argue over whether or not bad grammar matters on an online post. point is, thanks for an entertaining argument, it was fun!