Brutal Honesty Meme Remix

[slumber]

I'm not sure whether crucio plans to put up Part 2, but for all of you who had unfinished business, a lack of comments, and so on: Consider this the Remix. :|

Post your username, link to it, and have someone tell you what they REALLY think about you. Anon is on, IP is off.

(And if crucio wants me to take this down, I shall.)

Credit, clearly, to crucio, who credited anaphoric.

Pimp it, baby.

eta: Mine, and. *turns off comments* :|

Comments

[srevans.livejournal.com]

elyle (hopping on the bandwagon via friendsfriends)

[(Anonymous)]

I love you. You're flighty and insecure and crap at commitment and so, so smart, but so, so lazy, and sometimes I get angry that you're wasting so much ability, but most of the time I'd feel hypocritical saying that. You've got all sorts of issues and every now and I again I want to smack so you can just get over it, whatever it is. You're elitist and you'd rather isolate yourself from other people than deal with them. You've got so many regrets but you never do anything to avoid having more in the future.

You're faulty and messed up and difficult to deal with. You're one of my favorite people and I love you more than you know.

[srevans.livejournal.com]

I... thank you.

♥.

[(Anonymous)]

I've given up, you know. It's been years, (you have no idea how many emails I've written and never sent) and I know you don't want my help (do you even want my friendship?). I'm glad you're at least talking to someone even if it's not me but that doesn't mean I don't miss you a crapload (that's a scientific term, by the way) and I still care about you. if you ever want a pleasant conversation sometime (you make me laugh the hardest out of all my friends when you're not being unpleasant) I'm still here. and I can handle unpleasant if it just isn't all the damned time.

...anonymity isn't useful if the author is painfully obvious. maybe I can hope you just won't check the meme. (don't be mad at me. you're the one who asked) like you ever don't check up on memes.

[srevans.livejournal.com]

I could say the same about you, you know: you make me laugh the hardest out of all of my friends when you're not being a worrywart. :)

Follow-up. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/elyle/175610.html)

[(Anonymous)]

Often I don't know quite what to make of you. This isn't a good thing or a bad thing, it's just a thing.

[srevans.livejournal.com]

*nods* Value judgements are often used pretty liberally.

[(Anonymous)]

You are my favorite ever. There you are.

[srevans.livejournal.com]

That's very exciting. :D

[(Anonymous)]

we're nothing alike. but i like you. you're smart, funny, deep, and seem to go through things i myself have gone through. messy, bad times with little or no sleep. i've gotten through those times and i know you're going through them. its not easy. i understand (can anyone truly understand?), which may not make it better but its something.

i wish i had the intellect to reply to your intrestingly deep posts on philosophy and what the world is and means but find myself silly and stupid in comparison. like i give the impression of a hyper little school girl who doesn't really know what she's talking about but wants to sound smart. I ache to be able to understand and think things you do. i wish i could speak with that utter confidence of wit.

i think you're a simply amazing person. you just need to find it in yourself.

[srevans.livejournal.com]

Oh, person, I guess we do have things in common, because most of the thinky things I post usually do sound pretty silly and even fuckwittedly pretentious in my head, and I always hesitate before making any posts like that because I'm afraid of their reception. I'm glad you enjoy them, and I wish you would talk back, because dialogue broadens your thinking.

See, fuckwittedly pretentious. :)

Whoever you are, I appreciate your empathy and friendship and thoughtful response. ♥

[(Anonymous)]

you always tell me that you can recognize my voice, even in anonymous comments. i don't know what i'd say, anyway. be happy.

[srevans.livejournal.com]

If you hadn't included the "be happy" I might have puzzled over the comment for a little longer, but as it is, yes, I do recognize your voice.

Thank you for the good wishes. You should also be happy.

[(Anonymous)]

Most of the time I adore you. The other part of the time I really don't know what to say to you. A lot of times I get genuinely worried about you and I really wish I could say something deep and profound and things would just click with you and you'd realize what you're doing to yourself.

But then I take a step back and think and realize that you probably realized it ages ago, and that's probably part of the reason you do the things you do.

I love you, I really do...you just get on my nerves sometimes with some of the aires you put on. I miss the days we used to spend together just sitting around in companionable pondering silence.

(Screw anonymity...if you can't guess who this is, you aren't the cunning person I know you are.)

[(Anonymous)]

You are incredibly intelligent and gifted at any number of things when you choose to be, but that doesn't make you better than everyone. We would get along better if I didn't feel like every conversation we ever had was me trying to defend myself against you.

[srevans.livejournal.com]

You've just named in me the two characteristics I hate most about my father. This is... troubling, but I guess I needed to hear it.