to apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstacy

[slumber]

Meme gacked from foxtrot_pasta, because I want to know what yours say.

Find the first letter in your first name:

A-Punky
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Jewish
E-Christian
F-Retarded
G-Boyish
H-Preppy
I-Girly
J-Gothic
K-Beautiful
L-Popular
M-Slutty
N-Gangster
O-Hot
P-Gay
Q-Sexy
R-Hot
S-Lesbian
T-Emo
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Geeky
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated


Now the third letter in your last name:

A-Slut
B-Boy
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E-Sex machine
F-Retard
G-Queen
H-Jew
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Motherfucker
M-Beauty queen
N-Geek
O-Whore
P-Punk
Q-Crackwhore
R-Alcoholic
S-Butthole
T-Fucker
U-Prince
V-Jackass
W-Babe
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic


Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red- Who's Good With My Hands
Blue- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
Purple- Who Will Rock Your World
Black- Who Likes Bondage
White- Who Masturbates At Work

Now reply with a comment with the statement " I'm a _____ _____ _____ " that you got from your answers.

Comments

[slumber.livejournal.com]

I take it the meme got it right? :->

[slumber.livejournal.com]

!!! You get a cool smiley but all I AM is :-B. WHO OBVIOUSLY needs to get laid, what a TRAGEDY. :))

[slumber.livejournal.com]

SECRET OF LIFE, DID YOU NOT KNOW?? :|

[slumber.livejournal.com]

And clearly, it is light from the flashing screen of porn. :|

[illuminations.livejournal.com]

Jewish geek who will do anything for sex?

That doesn't sound sexy at all. XP

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*pets* :| Mine doesn't either, actually, woe us unfortunate beings. :\ :-B

(Or, more positively, geeks unite!)

[h311ybean]

I'm a pretty geek who will do anything for crack! :D

[jetsam-porridge.livejournal.com]

I'm a pretty alcoholic who likes bondage. :|

[saphreanth.livejournal.com]

I'm either a slutty whore who likes bondage or a lesbian whore who likes bondage, depending on who's asking, *grins*.

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

I am a lesbian alcoholic who likes bondage.

Not that far from the truth, all told.

[jaig.livejournal.com]

I'm a gothic butthole who looks at porn 24/7

OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SPYYYEEEING ON ME.

[lelek.livejournal.com]

I'm a punky Jew who likes bondage. :D