Current Computer Status + Strangeness

My PC does not connect to the internet during the evening. That was why I checked my LJ at 5am today, and am currently using my brother's PC, which allows only one window open at any time. I'm maybe going to be able to access FA and LJ and RPG properly by Saturday. Meh.

Oh, and meet my friend. He's my partner in social dance, which is Teh P.E. of Shame (!!!!), and he's gay and slightly openly infatuated with another friend of ours. Except, anal sex squicks him, and he's scared of teh queens at his college, is completely disgusted by lesbian sex (one primary reason why he hasn't touched QaF yet), and watches straight porn (along with gay porn, but not lesbian porn).

Is there such a thing as a Closet Heterosexual? Because seriously, we're beginning to think he is, and OMG! Society has reached A Point In Time when straight men are In The Closet about being straight! LOL, the strangeness. >:D

(ClosetHeteroFriend: I'm NOT straight!)