Current Computer Status + Strangeness

[slumber]

My PC does not connect to the internet during the evening. That was why I checked my LJ at 5am today, and am currently using my brother's PC, which allows only one window open at any time. I'm maybe going to be able to access FA and LJ and RPG properly by Saturday. Meh.

Oh, and meet my friend. He's my partner in social dance, which is Teh P.E. of Shame (!!!!), and he's gay and slightly openly infatuated with another friend of ours. Except, anal sex squicks him, and he's scared of teh queens at his college, is completely disgusted by lesbian sex (one primary reason why he hasn't touched QaF yet), and watches straight porn (along with gay porn, but not lesbian porn).

Is there such a thing as a Closet Heterosexual? Because seriously, we're beginning to think he is, and OMG! Society has reached A Point In Time when straight men are In The Closet about being straight! LOL, the strangeness. >:D

(ClosetHeteroFriend: I'm NOT straight!)

Comments

[black-ace.livejournal.com]

*cackles* He's an odd one. Send loff to him from me! Hehe.

Ace

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Will do. :P We have so much fun teasing him, ee. :P

[sailorsimba.livejournal.com]

Your ClosetHetero!Friend sound funny. Funny-haha and funny-queer (Look! There was a joke!). I can't even begin to get him.

is completely disgusted by lesbian sex

Although that really doesn't mean anything against him being gay. Because it involves women. I mean, if he likes men and he doesn't like women. I suppose you might get it, because you get it when I'm strange. You're good like that. *hugs you*

*laughs at self* I tried to make sense. Somewhat. Um.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

I can't even begin to get him.

Neither can we. ;P

Because it involves women.

Ah, but he's ready to watch some het smut next week because he thinks the girls are pretteh! Tsk tsk. Yes, probably. *schnoogles*

*glomps*

[sailorsimba.livejournal.com]

Ah, but he's ready to watch some het smut next week because he thinks the girls are pretteh! Tsk tsk.

Wah. *is even more confused* *glomps*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

LOL. See? *glomps back*

[sailorsimba.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes, I do.

BTW I like your new layout. *licks*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

BTW I like your new layout. *licks*

Why, thank you. And no you shall not get any ideas with Pansy and squick! *clutches Pansy protectively* >:P

[sailorsimba.livejournal.com]

Pansy is unsquickingable! *shags* *drools* OMGPansy

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Hows about Sailor Simba/Pansy/Slumber then? LOL. *OMGshagsPansy*

[sailorsimba.livejournal.com]

*FAINTS* Guh. Slumber, there are relatives in the room next to me! *resists*

Oh, what the bleep. *shags you both*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Oops. Sorry. No, not really. :P

MY relatives were far, far away. But they are home now. Bleep it all. *has hawt loff with both*

[jaig.livejournal.com]

...

That is the silliest thing ever.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Isn't it? :P