no fair, world

[slumber]

I know I shouldn't spend time reading the gossip columns online, but honestly, doing it's like watching train wrecks. It's just wrong but you cannot take your eyes away. Curse morbid curiosity.

Take this letter written by Lindsay Lohan, for instance, all of which would have otherwise been bolded had I chosen to limit myself somewhat.

Subject: The way of the future-Howard Hughes once said.

I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if any of you are willing to help. Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country. Our people. Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see. People are just mean. I am going to proceed with putting LR to court if need be for what she's done to me. Its my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. Simply because they will do it again to someone else, and that is not alright with me. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all.

But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my oppinion. Having said this, I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be and the way I work for it to be.. And have thus far in my career. Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them. Have harvey and all lawyers help me please. If he is willing. Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. I'd really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone. I'm willing to hold a press conference and I will do anything necessary to do so. In putting an end to 'these people' trying to put an end to me and belittle me as well as try to be the demise of me after all I've gone through and done at such a young and tender age in a womans life. Its enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change. For all of my fellow actors, friends, people I admire and for those I've lost in the recent days, years, months. I do believe the focus in the world has misplaced and directed in the wrong directions and I am willing to be the one to help change that and use my celebrity status to move the focalpoint /(s) of the press to the real issues that we have going on as we speak. Anyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as you can or are willing. Just ask them, it doesn't hurt to ask. So let's start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree? Because I'm doing it either way. The way of the future. Thank you for your time.

Your Entertainer, Lindsay Lohan

The tragedy is that I'm the one sitting an English proficiency exam on Sunday.

Seriously, world, what the hell? :|

PS. bribitribbit, shall do your meme tomorrow, after I reorganise my music files. :D

Comments

[ginevieve.livejournal.com]

What's sad is, after all that rambling, I still have no idea what she's trying to say. It's like listening to a toddler who hasn't quite grasped English yet. Should I just nod and smile? :\

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Nod and smile, Gin, nod and smile. And then try to move quietly away without being noticed. :|

[descants.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. In order for me to read that it needs to be comprised of sentences and not overly long or overly short strings of crap. D:

[slumber.livejournal.com]

It keeps boggling the mind! :|

[h311ybean]

She can afford to seven different outfits for every day and to party all night, but can't afford spell-check or to have someone look over her work for her?

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Priorities, I think, or lack thereof.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

*head explodes*

Oh, that is the best thing I've read in my life.

Who is she writing this to? It's simply brilliant.

I'm doing it either way. The way of the future.

I think that's my favourite bit. She certainly is our entertainer!!!

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Dude, you need to raise your standards a little. :|

I think she just sent this out to her address book? And I don't know WHAT she's trying to do, really.

Ahahahaha, I know right?