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Clearly, I should never be given whipped cream for dinner. Or autumn brings out the craΩ--OH MY GOD I JUST MADE AN OHM. *IS AWESOME*--zy in me. :|

Anyway, today I seriously feared for my life, when an UNKNOWN BOX from an UNKNOWN ADDRESS was delivered to ME.


Dell? I did not order anything from Dell. I have a Mac! Who could this box be FROM?
Dun dun dun DUN.

I tell Line and Hetty that if someone hated me, and planted a bomb to send to me, to be activated as soon as I opened the box, then they'd know what happened.


Strange, though. No BOOM. And plenty of.. newspaper? Someone sent me NEWSPAPER.


Oh, no, wait. Not newspaper after all!


Could it be? Why, yes, it could! It's shamelessly obnoxious 90s memorabilia!

(In other news, Ticca, it's arrived!)


I tried it out...


Insta-motel!

Oh my god I want it now. :| Ticca. This is awesome. (Also, email me for more details re: shipping to you. :P)

Date: 2007-11-06 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slumber.livejournal.com
BIG FAT WHORE-Y LOSS FOR ME.

Stop me from capitalising dear God!

Date: 2007-11-06 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onlysayitonce.livejournal.com
Rather. You whore. |:

Is your shift finger already tired? What sort of endurance is that!?

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