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That Lust Meme: The Rules of the Game

1) List 5 3 celebrities you would consider having sex with without even asking questions.
2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them [5 3 - 1, 1 is the hottest].
3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
4) Supply photos for said people.
5) Tag five people to do the same. (Tagging

ccharlotte, though I have it on good authority we basically have the same top three list, though in varying order :|,

miss_charmed,

boho,

thethirdbar, and

ant_power)

What, I only have three? Tragically, yes. While there is a neverending supply of pretty people in the world, if any of them ever came my way and tried to hit on me or get me in bed, I might-- there are only three people I'd actually do, without feeling any sort of guilt or inferiority or whatever else whatsoever.

Here's a list of the pretty people I'd love to look at but NOT do, necessarily:

10. Chace Crawford - Gossip Girl Gossip Girl Gossip Girl
9. Ed Westwick - Gossip Girl Gossip Girl Gossip Girl
8. Noel Fielding - Big Fat Quiz of the Year--he's just too adorable for words. That, and if Jimmy Carr is to be believed, sleeping with him will likely get me STD. :| (Russell Brand, more likely.)
7. Russell Brand - BFQotY. What? He's conventionally attractive.
6. Neil Patrick Harris - First there was How I Met Your Mother, and then there's Dr Horrible's Singalong Blog-- I can't help it, this guy is cute. Perhaps not in the oh-em-gee-I-wanna-sleep-with-you way, but I totes want to be friends with Barney. He's awesome and legen--wait for it--dary.
5. David Tennant - so so so cute, but you just don't sleep with the Doctor.
4. Natalie Dormer - The Tudors--man, I cannot stop staring at this woman every time I watch an episode of The Tudors. She is just so so so gorgeous and pretty and delicate and gah, so so so flawless. But out of pure reverence I can just, like, never touch her, so, you know. She stays here. Outside the cut. :|

3. Jude Law

The thing with Jude Law is that he grew on me. I watched A.I. and Gattaca and he did nothing for me, but somewhere in the FAP forums he came up as a PB for Blaise Zabini, so I just started using him. And then there was Sky Captain, Alfie, Closer and The Holiday, and I just. Ngh. The man can get sleazy (okay, the nanny?? Really? And now Lily Cole, a girl a year younger than me? Really?) but he is still so charming and attractive and when he speaks, I can ignore his receding hairline.

2. Gale Harold

Gale Harold is probably only ever going to be known as Brian Kinney from Queer as Folk, and he also just grew on me. (My reaction when he first came onscreen was "What? That's him? That's Brian Kinney? *scoff*")

But what can I say? Brian Kinney won me over. He is just so. Layered. And sexy and gorgeous and wah. Hot. So hot. I love him.

1. Cillian Murphy

Riddle me this: how does a man play the part of a psychotic villain so perfectly, and yet somehow end up both creeping me out and attracting me?? That was Cillian Murphy in Batman Begins, and I've just never found myself able to understand exactly what about him I find so attractive. He's adorkable in Watching the Detectives, solemn in Sunshine, sweet in The Way We Live Now, and there's just. Something. He's too skinny and his features are too gaunt sometimes, but he's got the bluest most beautiful eyes and the way he just composes himself is so-- ngh. yes. done now.