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It has come to my attention that these posts have inspired feeble attempts at countering the awesomeness of the Blackhawks. (With shoddy photos and barely any explanation, no less.) LOL.

Flist, if you've any other loves you'd care to share with the rest of us that you may not normally discuss on LJ, well. It is the weekend of love; why don't you pimp your other obsessions to the rest of us?

james WISNIEWSKI

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>> Wears the number 43, because he's the answer to life, the universe, and everything, AND THEN SOME.

>> Wiz is the sort of guy who won't necessarily score goal after goal (after goal after goal), but is good for the team because he's got a lot of heart.

>> Is not awkward on camera, but. Is something else? I will let the videos speak for themselves.

>> Meet James Wisniewski - Likes the views (girls, probably) in LA, but likes the Chicago... skyline. Lol.

>> Also likes war movies. Saving Private Ryan is his favorite, and he supports USO. Would probably have gone to the army if he didn't play hockey, I'm guessing.

>> Isn't bad at playing tour guide.

>> Is terrible at remembering lines. DYING TOO MANY PUCKS TO THE HEAD, WIZ?

>> Is quick to pick on his teammates, and I've got hilarious video backing this up, but! I'm saving those for my post tomorrow. Or Sunday. When I get around to it. :| BECAUSE IF I DO I'LL ONLY SPOIL YOU GUYS FOR THE REST OF THE TEAM.

>> Will also willingly whore out his teammates (kda;sdkf;adjfa;d NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY, WIS, A HOCKEY TEAM'S LOCKER ROOM WILL NEVER SMELL GOOD. NEVER.) and probably even be whored out by the team? (idk guys, the way Seabs called from that room was suspect lololol)

>> Has released a line of clothing called WizWear43. I DON'T EVEN KNOW. HE SELLS BOOTY SHORTS YOU GUYS. WHAT MADNESS IS THIS I DON'T KNOW. I REALLY DON'T.

>> SOBBING I LOVE HIM. HE SPARKLES JUST SO. And he deserved to have a post to himself because he's just that awesome.