Dreams and Harry Potter ver 2

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Dreams

My friends and I were talking about dreams a while ago, and these are basically the strange ones we've had:

• In an asylum, where everyone has forgotten you and where they've instilled a machine to suck your brains out--literally. Hannibal minus the actual eating. (my friend's dream)
  
• A video game where you choose a stereotype of a man and a girl and where the computer comes up with existing characters that suit those molds and consequently show clips where the two heavily make out. (mine)
  
• Solving a chemistry equation that you couldn't solve, then waking up and remembering the solution and finding out it's the right one. (my friend's)
  
• Being invited to a social event in RL, needing to buy a new dress, falling asleep and dreaming of buying that dress. (mine)
  
• People being cut up alive and being cooked while laughing. Hannibal minus the raw food. (my friend's)
  
• Being chased by a killer brandishing a silver axe, tripping, realizing you're in a dream, and deciding to stop. Suddenly wondering whether people who die in dreams die in real life, so picking yourself up and running again. (mine)
  

Er. Yeah. I'd like to know what they mean, I really do.

Harry Potter ver 2.0

I have a friend. He hates Harry Potter, but looks like him.

A few days ago, he was checking out a storage room located under the stairs, which has a cool feature: automatic locking. He got locked in. For the second time. Ironically, the reason he was in there in the first place was because he was trying to find a way NOT to get locked in. ::rolls eyes::

He got out (we unlocked the door, but not until after we told everyone else what happened), I asked him what on earth happened, and he said he didn't want to talk about it. I told him he should reconsider not reading Harry Potter, as he can probably relate: he even has his own Storage Room Under the Stairs.

Now, if I can only find Draco's equivalent...