have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

[slumber]

Woke up today rather disappointed to realise that I'd not dreamt of anything interesting last night. For the last few weeks I've been keeping something of a dream journal, which helps make me remember my dreams more vividly. Sometimes too vividly. :|

• I was Spiderman. Sort of, only not really, and then Kirsten Dunst ended up kissing me--well, not so much kissing as sucking pretty hard, which was really pretty fucking weird. :|
  
  
• I was making my way to the top of a building where there was, apparently, a portal to seven worlds (which alluded to the seven days of creation or something fantasyish like that) and I made it to the fourth day, which was full of water, and I challenged the goddess there and earned her favour or something.
  
  
• Something like Armaggedon was happening and one of the surefire ways to save people we loved was to contact them and have them reply before my friends and I could perform this ritual with a wizened old man. I didn't contact everyone I loved and by the end of the dream, had no idea what had happened to them. :(
  
  
• A priest saying the word penis twice. In front of his church. :| Yeah I don't know either.
  
  
• Superman Versus Immortal Fire Ant. This was a hell of a lot weird. Also involved a fire that I never saw, and Blaise, Justin, and Hermione from SE. :| And saving my laptop from certain harm.

What are your weirdest/most vivid dreams? (Because I have to know: I'm not the only one with crazy-ass dreams, am I?)

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[jetsam-porridge.livejournal.com]

Once I dreamt that I swam from my local pool to Chicago, where I then toured the city on a scooter and went on a rollercoaster to the sky only I fell off and broke my legs and my shoulder.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Chicago! Wow, dude. :| That's pretty funky weird. :P

[jetsam-porridge.livejournal.com]

Clearly I have delusions of swimming grandeur.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Lots of water mean something about the state of mind. Or something similar. :P