have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

[slumber]

Woke up today rather disappointed to realise that I'd not dreamt of anything interesting last night. For the last few weeks I've been keeping something of a dream journal, which helps make me remember my dreams more vividly. Sometimes too vividly. :|

• I was Spiderman. Sort of, only not really, and then Kirsten Dunst ended up kissing me--well, not so much kissing as sucking pretty hard, which was really pretty fucking weird. :|
  
  
• I was making my way to the top of a building where there was, apparently, a portal to seven worlds (which alluded to the seven days of creation or something fantasyish like that) and I made it to the fourth day, which was full of water, and I challenged the goddess there and earned her favour or something.
  
  
• Something like Armaggedon was happening and one of the surefire ways to save people we loved was to contact them and have them reply before my friends and I could perform this ritual with a wizened old man. I didn't contact everyone I loved and by the end of the dream, had no idea what had happened to them. :(
  
  
• A priest saying the word penis twice. In front of his church. :| Yeah I don't know either.
  
  
• Superman Versus Immortal Fire Ant. This was a hell of a lot weird. Also involved a fire that I never saw, and Blaise, Justin, and Hermione from SE. :| And saving my laptop from certain harm.

What are your weirdest/most vivid dreams? (Because I have to know: I'm not the only one with crazy-ass dreams, am I?)

Comments

[uninnocent.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you are definitely not the only one who gets crazy dreams. (See my most recent LJ post for a full account of a recent, cracked out dream of mine.)

Crazy dreams are always so confusing and stupid in the morning, hey? But I just love how DURING the dream, everything seems to make perfect sense. Like, oh, it's logical for there to be a parking garage full of baked goodies.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I shall. :D

Haha, I know, and I think sometimes it would be cool to have lucid dreams, like my friend does, where she knows she's dreaming and thus she can make her do whatever makes most sense in the dream, but then she claims they don't turn out as interesting anymore. (The last and only time I believe I had a lucid dream was when this guy with an axe was chasing after me. :| I was running and then I thought, "I'm getting tired. Maybe I should just stop." so I did, only then I vaguely remembered someone telling me that if I died in my dream, I'd die in real life, so I started running again. :|)

[uninnocent.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I have lucid dreams sometimes, but not all the time. When I try to control my dreams too much, I usually just wake up. I don't know why.

I hate scary dreams, though. Or even ones that aren't that scary, but make you feel like... panicked and terrified in your sleep. Like being chased or something.

Dreams should be interesting, at the very least. Sometimes I wish we could record them.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Argh, I've had my fair share of the scary dreams, the kind that I wake up really pretty shaken up about. :\

I had a dream once that I thought would be pretty cool to film. :P Sadly I don't know the first thing about directing and filming.