slytherins in the head

[slumber]

After last week's episode, I have come to the conclusion that Gossip Girl? Is totally the Slytherin House As I Would Like to Know It.

Look:

Blair is Pansy.
Nate is Draco.
Serena is probably Tracey or Daphne, they're interchangeable. :|
Dan? Let's say Ron.
Jenny is, hello? Ginny. :D
Chuck? Theodore.

So Blair!Pansy is the Queen of the Slytherins, and she's practically betrothed to Nate!Draco since birth, right, only one day Serena!Tracey sleeps with Nate!Draco and this creates CHAOS. Serena!Tracey leaves, never to be heard from again until months later, and Blair!Pansy is left confused and alone.

Nate!Draco, meanwhile, begins QUESTIONING his loyalties, the path his father SET OUT FOR HIM TO FOLLOW, and he's all "Dad, I really like Dartmouth!Death Eatering, but maybe I want something like California!Neutrality. His dad ignores all this, keeps setting him up with DartmouthRep!Lord Voldemort and shit, and Nate!Draco gets further in over his head. Chuck!Theodore tells him to embrace the life they were made to live while he fucks around and eyes Blair!Pansy with LUST. Or something. He'll fuck anything with two legs, really.

NOW Serena!Tracey comes back and there is OMGDRAMA but I don't really care about her storyline, so let's leave it with her running into Dan!Ron and getting along well with him, despite the poverty line between them. Jenny!Ginny remains annoying. C'est la vie.

Nate!Draco starts getting Ideas, and when A Rogue Senior!Severus Snape comes back to teach Nate!Draco how to live his life Freely, he joins him. Chuck!Theodore is Concerned. As it turns out, A Rogue Senior!Snape gets mixed up with A Bad Lot!Order of the Phoenix members, and when Nate!Draco starts losing money!getting into Deep Shit, Chuck!Theodore comes in to the rescue.

And then they have sex.

:D

Y/Y?

Comments

[caretta.livejournal.com]

I demand an apology for saying that Daphne and Tracey are interchangeable, because they're not, kthxbai.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Are too. :|

[caretta.livejournal.com]

They are not. >:|

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Okay, agreed. Daphne's the crazy one. :|

[jessically.livejournal.com]

This made me giggle. Oh, how I love both Gossip Girl and Slytherin. :D

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Aren't they both practically the same? :| :D

[ccharlotte.livejournal.com]

EVY. I AM HURT.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

WATCH THIS SHOW OKAY.

[ccharlotte.livejournal.com]

I THINK IT'S ON WHEN I WATCH SOMETHING ELSE. BUT MAYBE.

[el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com]

IT'S ON YOUTUBE. THERE'S ONE THAT UPLOADS LIKE EVERY EPISODE.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

I WILL SHOW THIS TO YOU NEXT WE MEET OKAY. ESPECIALLY THE T/D-NESS. :D

[el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com]

Justine and I :| In another game :| Leighton is Tracey and Blake is Daphne :| we are using the obvious shippiness of Blair and Serena to... well. :|

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, Justine pinged me to explain. That is awesome. :|

[el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com]

I am commenting back solely for the purpose of using my other Leighton!icon :|

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, she's prettier than Blake, I think. :|

[capitol-barbie.livejournal.com]

i wanted to take the more personal route to explanation kthnx

[ccharlotte.livejournal.com]

WELL. NOT BY THE T/D.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

You had better not be. :| I srsly love that last episode. I've been all annoyed at Chuck the whole time and then Nate gets in trouble and then CHUCK RUSHES IN TO SAVE HIS ARSE and I was all "THEODORE NOTT, THAT IS YOU!" in my seat. Actual squeaking involved, and everything. My roommate was scandalised. Or she would be, if she stayed in our room enough. Which I'm glad she doesn't, because that would have made ME the Weird Roommate. :|

[ccharlotte.livejournal.com]

THEODORE NEEDS TO SAVE DRACO'S ARSE MORE OFTEN.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Will Draco settle for pinching instead of saving? *WAGGLES EYEBROWS*

[ccharlotte.livejournal.com]

BUT WHERE IS BLAISE?

[slumber.livejournal.com]

RAN AWAY WITH ROGER, YO. NO TIME FOR THE PETTY DRAMA OF SLYTHERINS.

[ccharlotte.livejournal.com]

...THAT'S OKAY THEN.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

I BET THEY INTRODUCE A BLAISE-ISH CHARACTER SOON.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

I am rereading old threads and LINE, BLAISE AND ROGER ARE LILY AND RUFUS. ISN'T THAT AMAZING?