slytherins in the head

[slumber]

After last week's episode, I have come to the conclusion that Gossip Girl? Is totally the Slytherin House As I Would Like to Know It.

Look:

Blair is Pansy.
Nate is Draco.
Serena is probably Tracey or Daphne, they're interchangeable. :|
Dan? Let's say Ron.
Jenny is, hello? Ginny. :D
Chuck? Theodore.

So Blair!Pansy is the Queen of the Slytherins, and she's practically betrothed to Nate!Draco since birth, right, only one day Serena!Tracey sleeps with Nate!Draco and this creates CHAOS. Serena!Tracey leaves, never to be heard from again until months later, and Blair!Pansy is left confused and alone.

Nate!Draco, meanwhile, begins QUESTIONING his loyalties, the path his father SET OUT FOR HIM TO FOLLOW, and he's all "Dad, I really like Dartmouth!Death Eatering, but maybe I want something like California!Neutrality. His dad ignores all this, keeps setting him up with DartmouthRep!Lord Voldemort and shit, and Nate!Draco gets further in over his head. Chuck!Theodore tells him to embrace the life they were made to live while he fucks around and eyes Blair!Pansy with LUST. Or something. He'll fuck anything with two legs, really.

NOW Serena!Tracey comes back and there is OMGDRAMA but I don't really care about her storyline, so let's leave it with her running into Dan!Ron and getting along well with him, despite the poverty line between them. Jenny!Ginny remains annoying. C'est la vie.

Nate!Draco starts getting Ideas, and when A Rogue Senior!Severus Snape comes back to teach Nate!Draco how to live his life Freely, he joins him. Chuck!Theodore is Concerned. As it turns out, A Rogue Senior!Snape gets mixed up with A Bad Lot!Order of the Phoenix members, and when Nate!Draco starts losing money!getting into Deep Shit, Chuck!Theodore comes in to the rescue.

And then they have sex.

:D

Y/Y?

Comments

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, she's prettier than Blake, I think. :|

[capitol-barbie.livejournal.com]

BLIVE OWNS KTHNX

[el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com]

did you upload this icon just to comment.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

I bet she did. :|

[el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com]

yeah probably :|

[capitol-barbie.livejournal.com]

i dont deny it

wtf i am reminding myself of olivertyping

[el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com]

[ccharlotte.livejournal.com]

I AM DISTRACTED BY TRACEY'S PSEUDO-CORSET. SO IS DRACO.

[el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com]

SHOULD SHE WEAR IT AROUND HIM. and teddy lupin :|

[ccharlotte.livejournal.com]

That feels inappropriate. :|

[capitol-barbie.livejournal.com]

yeah and i have been meaning to change them anyway like some were seriously from last august hello belated.

wow look at me and my complete disregard for punctuation. ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS AND DOESN'T KNOW ME, I'M SMART, I SWEAR I AM. :|

[el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com]

SHE KEEPS SAYING THIS BUT SHE NEVER REALLY PROOVES-- ahem.


kldfgh ilu

[capitol-barbie.livejournal.com]

i am really embarrassed now. *stops uploading new userpictures* i'm going to do it when i'm not being scrutinized.

[el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com]

I WILL ALWAYS SCRUTINIZ-- okay stopping there :|

if you don't use them right off no one but creepy people like me people who get userpic upload notifications will notice :|

[capitol-barbie.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN DO THAT?! WTF HOW CREEPY IS THAT!

[el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com]

YES, YOU REALLY CAN. dflkjhg shut up, I'm not creepy :|

[slumber.livejournal.com]

She stalks your userpics, is why. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com]

[capitol-barbie.livejournal.com]

"

[capitol-barbie.livejournal.com]

ps, 'prooves'?

[el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com]

oh shut it :| it's a proof/proves crossbreed. k?

[slumber.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH THAT COMMENT BUT I COULD NOT FIGURE OUT WHAT.

Kill me now. :|

[el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com]

:|

[slumber.livejournal.com]

PSSH NO.

[capitol-barbie.livejournal.com]

ALKSDGHALKSDGKLHSD YES.