impromptu flist poll to prove a point

[slumber]

Line
have theo RIP d's shirt
Evy
he cut them open
Line
he can't rip it?
Evy
RIPPING SHIRTS OFF IS HARD OKAY
Line
pull it, then! pop the buttons! that's easy
Evy
WHAT'S WRONG WITH SCISSORS?

Raise your hands, flist, if you have EVER successfully ripped open someone's shirt. It's not POSSIBLE.

Is it?

Comments

[incognito.livejournal.com]

LAUGHING SO HARD, I THINK YOU SHOULD EXPERIMENT AND TRY YOUR THEORY ON RANDOM STRANGERS IN THE STREET.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

DYING MAYBE THIS SUMMER, EVERYONE'S WEARING THICK COATS RIGHT NOW.

[incognito.livejournal.com]

START WITH THE COAT, THEN. THIS IS CLEARLY A PRESSING ISSUE. :D

[slumber.livejournal.com]

I HAVE THIS IRRESISTIBLE URGE TO TRY AND RIP MY SHIRT RIGHT NOW. SRS.

[incognito.livejournal.com]

TRY.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

DON'T TEMPT ME. THIS IS A NEW SHIRT AND I HAPPEN TO LIKE IT.

[incognito.livejournal.com]

DLSAK;DLKAS;LDK BUT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF YOU CAN DO IT.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

:DLAKSJD:ALSJDKA I AM THINKING ABOUT ANY SHIRT I MIGHT BE OKAY TEARING I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

[incognito.livejournal.com]

HAPPIEST GO CHANGE AND THEN TEAR!

[slumber.livejournal.com]

lfkjad;sajfa;djsf omg ENABLER.

[incognito.livejournal.com]

:D REPORT BACK WITH RESULTS.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

CRYING I LIKE ALL MY SHIRTS EVEN THOUGH I ONLY WEAR LIKE 1/4 OF THEM.

[incognito.livejournal.com]

THIS IS SO UPSETTING

[slumber.livejournal.com]

SOBBING I WANT TO SACRIFICE A SHIRT FOR SCIENCE BUT I CAN'T.