impromptu flist poll to prove a point

[slumber]

Line
have theo RIP d's shirt
Evy
he cut them open
Line
he can't rip it?
Evy
RIPPING SHIRTS OFF IS HARD OKAY
Line
pull it, then! pop the buttons! that's easy
Evy
WHAT'S WRONG WITH SCISSORS?

Raise your hands, flist, if you have EVER successfully ripped open someone's shirt. It's not POSSIBLE.

Is it?

Comments

[slumber.livejournal.com]

TELL.

[theroutineriot.livejournal.com]

One time, Michael, Jenn and our friend Kiwana were in grill line at McDonald's (as opposed to the grill line in my house? idk). I am up front bagging orders, so I have a perfect vantage point. :D So Kiwana drops a tray on the ground, and it makes a huge mess. Gross, red meat and grease kind of mess. Michael gets angry, which sets off an argument between Michael and Jenn. Jenn runs her mouth a lot, Michael tells her to get out of his house then, she screams at him for bringing her marriage into work things (which she had already done...). So Michael's reaction?

He steps into the aisleway, starts to walk down it and dramatically rips his shirt off. Buttons fly EVERYWHERE, all over the floor, some rolling up front and a couple fell into the fryer. He punches the wall, kicks the door open and almost runs over an old lady on his way out of the parking lot.

Good times, lol.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

LOL oh dear. That actually sounds really hilarious though. :|