fuck my actual life

[slumber]

In my hurry to get to the shower this morning I picked up one of those LUSH products lying around my room thinking it was soap--it was not, it was a shimmy shimmy massage bar--and now I am LEGIT sparkling.

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[musicksempire.livejournal.com]

BRB LOLing forever.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

DDDDDD:

[musicksempire.livejournal.com]

<3

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*bite* :| :D

[musicksempire.livejournal.com]

LOL I'm already a vampire. Too late.

[musicksempire.livejournal.com]

I want that massage bar now.

WTF HTML NOT WORKING AAAARRRRRGGHHHH.

[mokusan.livejournal.com]

It's okay. You don't have to lie. We know you're a vampire, it's all good.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Sometime last night was when he bit me and I knew then that I was unconditionally and irrevocably in-- OKAY NO. >:(

[augmented6th.livejournal.com]

hai edward cullen

[slumber.livejournal.com]

be careful or i'ma bite u nao.

[midwest-sky.livejournal.com]

HAHAHHAHAHA. THIS IS AWESOME.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

NO, IT'S NOT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO WASH SPARKLES AND GLITTERS OFF? IT IS VERY HARD.

[midwest-sky.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN PICTURES! THEN I CAN TELL EVERYONE THAT AZNS REALLY DO ~SPARKLE~!!! LOLOLOL IDK!

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*UNIMPRESSED* D:

[janinatwin.livejournal.com]

THIS. IS. AWESOME.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*WEEPS*

[miss-charmed.livejournal.com]

BEST POST EVAR. *MEMORIES*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*FLATTERED* *SPARKLES*

[el-em-en-oh-pee.livejournal.com]

lollllllll

[slumber.livejournal.com]

DDDDDD:

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

BRB. LOLLING FOR A LONG TIME =D

[slumber.livejournal.com]

:((((( You know what's disturbing is I am pretty sure some Twilight fan has already discovered this product and somehow added it to the fulfillment of their kinky tiemz.