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fuck my actual life
Mar. 5th, 2010 07:03 amIn my hurry to get to the shower this morning I picked up one of those LUSH products lying around my room thinking it was soap--it was not, it was a shimmy shimmy massage bar--and now I am LEGIT sparkling.
SPAKLEPEEN WOT
Aug. 20th, 2009 01:05 pmBrought to my attention by ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mr_mercutio:
For those at work and cannot therefore click on the link(what are you doing on LJ??), let me highlight choice bits from the description (bold, italics, underline, blink are mine):
Just.
WHY?
mr_mercutio:For those at work and cannot therefore click on the link
Updated by popular request... Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.
JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN! Who doesn't love those dark and mysterious vamps on the screen and in the books we all thumb through lustfully? That's what we thought. For those of us who fantasize about being spellbound and tantalized by the forbidden comes The Vamp. We promise this vamp won't be the only thing coming for you in the night.
[...] Don't be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling to you in the twilight. But don't save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and
Just.
WHY?
thanks to cleolinda.
I know Twilight fans would have already read Breaking Dawn or something, but if you have only read Twilight and decided not to bother with the rest of the series (like me), or if you have never actually read ANY of it at all but fear that you might break down and do out of curiosity, then save yourself the trouble and readcleolinda's recaps.
Actually, read them if you've read the books too.
Here plz, kthx.
In pseudo-fandom musing, I think I would have been in Team Jacob. Glad I never actually got into the books, lol.
cleolinda.I know Twilight fans would have already read Breaking Dawn or something, but if you have only read Twilight and decided not to bother with the rest of the series (like me), or if you have never actually read ANY of it at all but fear that you might break down and do out of curiosity, then save yourself the trouble and read
cleolinda's recaps.Actually, read them if you've read the books too.
Here plz, kthx.
In pseudo-fandom musing, I think I would have been in Team Jacob. Glad I never actually got into the books, lol.
