Because LJ Drama Is SO Last Entry

[slumber]

I accidentally poured cold water on my instant coffee yesterday (thus the powder didn't dissolve and it was all lumpy and floating in undissolved pieces at the surface of the water), and whined about it properly to my father, who is My Hero for telling me I can put the cup in the fridge and make myself a new cup, and pointing me to where the real hot water was.

I went to get creampuffs just a while ago, and the cup of coffee was still there.

Still with powder and lumps of undissolved coffee and generally looking all brown and gooey and shit-in-a-cup-like.

The creampuff was good, though.

Reason 12 for liking LJ:

12. You can say anything you want, and should you grow to regret it later, there's always edit, delete, flock, and the option of deleting your journal altogether.


PS: Welcome to my LJ, eljuno! Please don't be scared away, I'm usually very sane. *nods* *cough* She plays Terry Boot in an RPG, and her Terry is with Justin also (Meh, my Terry's got his work cut out for him)! How freakeh is that, eh? *grins*

PPS: Minty's (saphreanth) deleted her journal. Eep. *waits impatiently until she undeletes it*

PPPS: Apparently it's National Coming Out Day. I am, apparently, pedo-sexual. *snerk* No, wait, asexual, really. Non-sexual. LJ-sexual. Wait, huh? I'm confusing myself. Er. *is so unsexual* Right. Anyway. Poly-sexuality!!!

Happy Sexual Day, all!

*blinks* Was it supposed to be called that? *giggles* Don't mind me, I'm crazy today. *points to mood and icon* Yep, Sumpter-sexual. Mmmm.

ETA: *bounces* Oooh!!! I know! I know!! Blaise-sexual. *headdesk* Doi!

S-sexual. Sailor Simba. Siobhan. Slumber. *snerk* Sharli. LOL.

A-sexual. Accent. Amanda. Ant. Amy. Arani. Al.

M-sexual. Meg. Mic--*shiftyeyes*. Right, moving on. Minty. Macri.

J-sexual. Jude, Jeremy, Justin. Mmmm. *licks lips*

OMG!!! Slumber/Letters = OTP!!!

Letter-sexual. Yes, that's it. *nods*

*t00bs off, perhaps to scare my parents--just how long is caffeine supposed to affect me? It's been 21 hours*

Comments

[sailorsimba.livejournal.com]

It amuses me greatly that you can be completely asexual and still want to shag me silly. And apparently, you've done that, for I am very silly. XD

And coffee? The drink of the devil, yo. Unless you want to be high legally and don't mind the taste, then yes. I still prefer tea, though. *blinks adorably*

*loves upon*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Ack! Do not use your logic with me, missy, I've nothing against it! *flails* *giggles* Cracked me up, really did.

NOW people tell me. I was, yes, legally high (should make that into a movie or something) and once I've added three teaspoons and two teaspoons cream it usually ends up tasting really good. *nods*

Ooooohh, you like tea? *squee* Me tooooo!!!! *pinches adorable cheeks*

<3333333333333333

[sailorsimba.livejournal.com]

Well, it's because of you I figured it out, so it's your fault :p

What - you've never implied you intended to drink coffee! If you had asked me, I would have told you not to, but did you? (the answer is... no! XP). And, well, sugar and milk/cream is essential to drinking coffee. If you can drink coffee without anything in it, you know that you are truly tamed. *nods wisely*

*is pinched* Strangely, I don't mind when you do it XD I should invite you home sometime, for tea. ;) *hinthintwinkwinknudgenudge* :p <3 :x :x *snogs*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Are you onliiine? At home, before school, or in school?

Pfft, suuure, blame it on meee. :P

Ooh, you are, apparently, wise also! *sits at feet and nprops head on arms* Tell me more! ;) That's true, I can't drink coffee without any added stuff. :P

*pinches cheeks* Ooh, yes you shoul! For tea only? *pouts* ;) <333!!! *snogsandlovesandhuggles*

[sailorsimba.livejournal.com]

I was in school. *wails*

;) And of course I'll blame you, as it's your fault. *shrugs* Just try to beat my logic. XD

You want more? Insatiable woman. Er... you should always keep a spare key in some place outside your house so that you can get in even if you've forgotten your keys *nods* Heh.

Well, for teacough. That other tea, you know ;D <333333!!11 *smooches*