Because LJ Drama Is SO Last Entry

[slumber]

I accidentally poured cold water on my instant coffee yesterday (thus the powder didn't dissolve and it was all lumpy and floating in undissolved pieces at the surface of the water), and whined about it properly to my father, who is My Hero for telling me I can put the cup in the fridge and make myself a new cup, and pointing me to where the real hot water was.

I went to get creampuffs just a while ago, and the cup of coffee was still there.

Still with powder and lumps of undissolved coffee and generally looking all brown and gooey and shit-in-a-cup-like.

The creampuff was good, though.

Reason 12 for liking LJ:

12. You can say anything you want, and should you grow to regret it later, there's always edit, delete, flock, and the option of deleting your journal altogether.


PS: Welcome to my LJ, eljuno! Please don't be scared away, I'm usually very sane. *nods* *cough* She plays Terry Boot in an RPG, and her Terry is with Justin also (Meh, my Terry's got his work cut out for him)! How freakeh is that, eh? *grins*

PPS: Minty's (saphreanth) deleted her journal. Eep. *waits impatiently until she undeletes it*

PPPS: Apparently it's National Coming Out Day. I am, apparently, pedo-sexual. *snerk* No, wait, asexual, really. Non-sexual. LJ-sexual. Wait, huh? I'm confusing myself. Er. *is so unsexual* Right. Anyway. Poly-sexuality!!!

Happy Sexual Day, all!

*blinks* Was it supposed to be called that? *giggles* Don't mind me, I'm crazy today. *points to mood and icon* Yep, Sumpter-sexual. Mmmm.

ETA: *bounces* Oooh!!! I know! I know!! Blaise-sexual. *headdesk* Doi!

S-sexual. Sailor Simba. Siobhan. Slumber. *snerk* Sharli. LOL.

A-sexual. Accent. Amanda. Ant. Amy. Arani. Al.

M-sexual. Meg. Mic--*shiftyeyes*. Right, moving on. Minty. Macri.

J-sexual. Jude, Jeremy, Justin. Mmmm. *licks lips*

OMG!!! Slumber/Letters = OTP!!!

Letter-sexual. Yes, that's it. *nods*

*t00bs off, perhaps to scare my parents--just how long is caffeine supposed to affect me? It's been 21 hours*

Comments

[vexiphem.livejournal.com]

Mm. Coffee. Well, properly made coffee. And mm. Creampuffs.

I think it should be breakfast time.

The edit button is my best friend :D

I am ... metasexual! That isn't a word as far as I know; it is, however, the name of a Joydrop album and that's good enough for me! Happy sexual day right back! *g* I think some plotless slash is in order, don't you?

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*giggles* The caffeine's still running in my system. Mmmcoffee. XD

Me and Edit Button, we're tight. *nods* Likethis. Oh, dear, not another ship. LOL.

Oooh, yay metasexuality!!! Plotless slash, eee! Mmhmm, definitely. ;)

[unrouen.livejournal.com]

Crey-zeee woooman. Someone is high. Er, tea? *pootlesaway*
You are still sane, correct? How many fingers am I holding up?

[jaig.livejournal.com]

Ew, spillage.

YAY CREAMPUFF.

*shakes* Want me, want me! :D

*points to icon*

[jetsam-porridge.livejournal.com]

Sharli?! *laughs* Only if you're lame and mix up Charli and Charlotte! XP

I should send you a letter at Christmas!

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm not the one who keeps biting people. *pointed look* Tea would be good. Calming. *nods* Coffee just made me go all ZOOM!!! and stuff.

All I can see is an EYE. And letters. Plenty of letters, and perhaps they form words, but mmmmletters. *giggles*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

I am now hungry, and I don't think creampuff is going to be good for me at this time of the night, but. eep. LOL.

*wants Al, Joseph, jaig, GUH!*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Sharli's perfectly fine, yo. And I'm not lame, either. *sulks*

Oooohh, yes!!! *bounces* Will you will you will you?

[sailorsimba.livejournal.com]

It amuses me greatly that you can be completely asexual and still want to shag me silly. And apparently, you've done that, for I am very silly. XD

And coffee? The drink of the devil, yo. Unless you want to be high legally and don't mind the taste, then yes. I still prefer tea, though. *blinks adorably*

*loves upon*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Ack! Do not use your logic with me, missy, I've nothing against it! *flails* *giggles* Cracked me up, really did.

NOW people tell me. I was, yes, legally high (should make that into a movie or something) and once I've added three teaspoons and two teaspoons cream it usually ends up tasting really good. *nods*

Ooooohh, you like tea? *squee* Me tooooo!!!! *pinches adorable cheeks*

<3333333333333333

[thethirdbar.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I appear to be AmyEvy-sexual at the moment, which makes for angst and woe. But, also? Lots of sex kisses. XP


...You have no idea how badly I wanted to comment on your last entry, btw. >;

[se-zsmith.livejournal.com]

Be Zach-sexual, that's neutral territory. Sort of. *yet another wise tidbit from Evy, told ya I had it in me*

*hugs and sexes* (ooh, only noticed you used teh Hermione icon. hee.)

*giggles* Oh yeah, what were you going to say? *raises eyebrow*

[jetsam-porridge.livejournal.com]

I dislike the name Sharli. *giggles*

No, you're not. <3333

Well, I need your address first, foo'!

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Sharli. LOL. ;)

Ooooh, yes, you do. XD

[jetsam-porridge.livejournal.com]

Don't call me thaaaat. You make me CRY. WOE.

I do. So you must give it to me. *nods*

[sailorsimba.livejournal.com]

Well, it's because of you I figured it out, so it's your fault :p

What - you've never implied you intended to drink coffee! If you had asked me, I would have told you not to, but did you? (the answer is... no! XP). And, well, sugar and milk/cream is essential to drinking coffee. If you can drink coffee without anything in it, you know that you are truly tamed. *nods wisely*

*is pinched* Strangely, I don't mind when you do it XD I should invite you home sometime, for tea. ;) *hinthintwinkwinknudgenudge* :p <3 :x :x *snogs*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Are you onliiine? At home, before school, or in school?

Pfft, suuure, blame it on meee. :P

Ooh, you are, apparently, wise also! *sits at feet and nprops head on arms* Tell me more! ;) That's true, I can't drink coffee without any added stuff. :P

*pinches cheeks* Ooh, yes you shoul! For tea only? *pouts* ;) <333!!! *snogsandlovesandhuggles*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

But whyyyy? I think it's cute. *huggles* I don't want to make you cryyyyy. *huggles*

XD

[jetsam-porridge.livejournal.com]

It's not cute, it's silly! *stomp*

I am petulant, fear me. XP

[slumber.livejournal.com]

Pfft. Well, fine. Now I'm not Sharli-sexual. *sulks*

*ph34rs*

[jetsam-porridge.livejournal.com]

No, but you are Charli-sexual. *smirk*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

I am not C-sexual. :|

[jetsam-porridge.livejournal.com]

Are so. Charli. Chocolate. Christmas Cards. Uh, Coffee?

[slumber.livejournal.com]

oooohh, yeah. Not coffee, though. Chicago! *still scandalised* Chicken, cheese! They're all inanimate objects, Charli, what does that say about you? ;P

[jetsam-porridge.livejournal.com]

Are you suggesting that I am an inanimate object?!

[slumber.livejournal.com]

I am doing no such thing. I would like to point out, in fact, that you were the one who placed Charli alongside inanimate objects. :|

[sailorsimba.livejournal.com]

I was in school. *wails*

;) And of course I'll blame you, as it's your fault. *shrugs* Just try to beat my logic. XD

You want more? Insatiable woman. Er... you should always keep a spare key in some place outside your house so that you can get in even if you've forgotten your keys *nods* Heh.

Well, for teacough. That other tea, you know ;D <333333!!11 *smooches*

[jimwise.livejournal.com]

a few things:

one - as i'm inherently lazy, i've been reading your entries from my flist page and have thus not realized that you have a NEW AND BEAUTIFUL LAYOUT! way to go. *loffs*

two - after this entry, i have now realized that you are, in fact, very not sane. am now scared for you.
"PPPS: Apparently it's National Coming Out Day. I am, apparently, pedo-sexual. *snerk* No, wait, asexual, really. Non-sexual. LJ-sexual. Wait, huh? I'm confusing myself. Er. *is so unsexual* Right. Anyway. Poly-sexuality!!!"

jk, i still heart you! and am definitely saving the above quote.. perhaps for blackmail later on?? :o)

[jetsam-porridge.livejournal.com]

Well, no one else's name starts with C. NO WAIT. CAROLINE.

[slumber.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Aww, thank you! *loffs*

Sanity. Pfft. Who needs it? >P

*huggles* Much loff to you also!!!