Because LJ Drama Is SO Last Entry

[slumber]

I accidentally poured cold water on my instant coffee yesterday (thus the powder didn't dissolve and it was all lumpy and floating in undissolved pieces at the surface of the water), and whined about it properly to my father, who is My Hero for telling me I can put the cup in the fridge and make myself a new cup, and pointing me to where the real hot water was.

I went to get creampuffs just a while ago, and the cup of coffee was still there.

Still with powder and lumps of undissolved coffee and generally looking all brown and gooey and shit-in-a-cup-like.

The creampuff was good, though.

Reason 12 for liking LJ:

12. You can say anything you want, and should you grow to regret it later, there's always edit, delete, flock, and the option of deleting your journal altogether.


PS: Welcome to my LJ, eljuno! Please don't be scared away, I'm usually very sane. *nods* *cough* She plays Terry Boot in an RPG, and her Terry is with Justin also (Meh, my Terry's got his work cut out for him)! How freakeh is that, eh? *grins*

PPS: Minty's (saphreanth) deleted her journal. Eep. *waits impatiently until she undeletes it*

PPPS: Apparently it's National Coming Out Day. I am, apparently, pedo-sexual. *snerk* No, wait, asexual, really. Non-sexual. LJ-sexual. Wait, huh? I'm confusing myself. Er. *is so unsexual* Right. Anyway. Poly-sexuality!!!

Happy Sexual Day, all!

*blinks* Was it supposed to be called that? *giggles* Don't mind me, I'm crazy today. *points to mood and icon* Yep, Sumpter-sexual. Mmmm.

ETA: *bounces* Oooh!!! I know! I know!! Blaise-sexual. *headdesk* Doi!

S-sexual. Sailor Simba. Siobhan. Slumber. *snerk* Sharli. LOL.

A-sexual. Accent. Amanda. Ant. Amy. Arani. Al.

M-sexual. Meg. Mic--*shiftyeyes*. Right, moving on. Minty. Macri.

J-sexual. Jude, Jeremy, Justin. Mmmm. *licks lips*

OMG!!! Slumber/Letters = OTP!!!

Letter-sexual. Yes, that's it. *nods*

*t00bs off, perhaps to scare my parents--just how long is caffeine supposed to affect me? It's been 21 hours*

Comments

[slumber.livejournal.com]

oooohh, yeah. Not coffee, though. Chicago! *still scandalised* Chicken, cheese! They're all inanimate objects, Charli, what does that say about you? ;P

[jetsam-porridge.livejournal.com]

Are you suggesting that I am an inanimate object?!

[slumber.livejournal.com]

I am doing no such thing. I would like to point out, in fact, that you were the one who placed Charli alongside inanimate objects. :|

[jetsam-porridge.livejournal.com]

Well, no one else's name starts with C. NO WAIT. CAROLINE.